"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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was my reaction justified!?!

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so i was with my girlfriend of several months, we're having a GREAT day. we decide to go pick up one of her friends that i dont know that well. as we're driving, my GF decides to bring up the fact that my penis size when flacid is smaller than other people's. she isnt doing this out of spite or anger - purely a conversation piece. i get embarrassed by this and tell her that she shouldnt talk about private things in front of people like that, ESPECIALLY when im sitting right there. she tells her friend that "its average size when it's erect, though." she still knows im angry and tells me to pull over the car, yelling at me. she leaves screaming and not to talk to her or call her for "a couple days"

i thought that my reaction was justified, any thoughts?
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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...you told her not to talk about private things in front of people like she did, and she ended up screaming at you and telling you not to call for a couple of days? How angry did you get at this, man?
 

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so i was with my girlfriend of several months, we're having a GREAT day. we decide to go pick up one of her friends that i dont know that well. as we're driving, my GF decides to bring up the fact that my penis size when flacid is smaller than other people's. she isnt doing this out of spite or anger - purely a conversation piece. i get embarrassed by this and tell her that she shouldnt talk about private things in front of people like that, ESPECIALLY when im sitting right there. she tells her friend that "its average size when it's erect, though." she still knows im angry and tells me to pull over the car, yelling at me. she leaves screaming and not to talk to her or call her for "a couple days"

i thought that my reaction was justified, any thoughts?
you havnt done anything wrong..u didnt want her to talk about it she should be understanding.

if i was you ..wait for her to call you..dont chase her and expect her to apologise for screaming at you because you shouldnt let anyone dissrespect u like that
 

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people again said:
i thought that my reaction was justified, any thoughts?
If you want us to comment on your reaction, you should probably tell us more about your reaction. It doesn't make much sense that she would get that angry if you just calmly mentioned that she shouldn't talk about that sort of thing in front of people. So how about you tell us how you flipped out at her that may have caused her to react so badly.
 

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Talk about disrespect! She must be stupid to think what she was saying was acceptable. You had every right to react badly.

I hate to admit it but I wouldve sunk to her level and given away something about her, talked about her breast size or picked up on an insecurity she has.
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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"why would u say something like that? thats between you and me. i cant believe you keep talking about it after i just told you that it's between you and me."
 

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hell yeah you were justified that girl reminds me of my sister stay the hell away their the type of girls that tells ever detail to their friends brothers mothers whoever will listen and then if or when you break up over this she would make it out to be your fault i'm with the truth though i would've said something like you got a little ass or pvssy so don't talk
 

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Hahaha! Hey look, up in the sky! It's a bird, NO-it's a plane, NO! It's small-penis man!!!!!

:crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :yes: :kick: :moon:
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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people again said:
so i was with my girlfriend of several months, we're having a GREAT day. we decide to go pick up one of her friends that i dont know that well. as we're driving, my GF decides to bring up the fact that my penis size when flacid is smaller than other people's. she isnt doing this out of spite or anger - purely a conversation piece. i get embarrassed by this and tell her that she shouldnt talk about private things in front of people like that, ESPECIALLY when im sitting right there. she tells her friend that "its average size when it's erect, though." she still knows im angry and tells me to pull over the car, yelling at me. she leaves screaming and not to talk to her or call her for "a couple days"

i thought that my reaction was justified, any thoughts?
My thoughts dont phone the biatch full stop.

Find a better women this one seems bad news.

she sounds like a brat to me.
 

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"Hahaha! Hey look, up in the sky! It's a bird, NO-it's a plane, NO! It's small-penis man!!!!!:"

ok... its average when its erect, that's not the part that bothers me. its the fact that she talked about it in front of me and a friend.
 

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Your girlfriend is disrespectful. Imagine if you were talking about her queefing with your friend there. I bet she wouldn't like that.
 

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I think your response is justified.....Sounds to me like this could be a prelude to reason to breakup from her reaction to you saying what you said.

She went abit OTT......

Plus if a girl ever takes the piss out of your penis.....Use the "Its ot the size that matters....Its how you use it line" or you can say "at least im not **** in bed."

Tell her the only time she should moan about your d!ck is when its inside her....

Sarge On!
 

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ha ha. what a b1tch! total AFC girl who doesn't know what to say or not say infront of her man.

Anyway, I would have just laughed and said...

"well, you seem to enjoy your self when i'm f*cking the sh1t out of you, so i dont know what you're complaining about!" ;)

If you really want to p1ss her off, follow it up with this..
"If we are talking about sizes here, I've noticed how your a*s looks fat when you wear trousers, but not when you wear a skirt. But then again, when you wear a skirt, your ankles look fat. so i really cant win, can i??!"

now THAT will give her something to scream about!
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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You've lost respect from this girl.... She tells you how things happen... You can continue this as long as you are getting some action, but I'd make plans to either change her, or get a new chick...
 

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Fash said:
ha ha. what a b1tch! total AFC girl who doesn't know what to say or not say infront of her man.

Anyway, I would have just laughed and said...

"well, you seem to enjoy your self when i'm f*cking the sh1t out of you, so i dont know what you're complaining about!" ;)

If you really want to p1ss her off, follow it up with this..
"If we are talking about sizes here, I've noticed how your a*s looks fat when you wear trousers, but not when you wear a skirt. But then again, when you wear a skirt, your ankles look fat. so i really cant win, can i??!"

now THAT will give her something to scream about!
Haha I like these responses.

I would have added that she's lucky it's only average, because it doesn't hurt as much when she begs me to turkey slap her across the face with it.
 

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Tomatoes said:
Tell her the only time she should moan about your d!ck is when its inside her....

That is the best line ever... a-fvcking-men.

Then I'd dump her for being a stupid brat.

You have every reason to be mad.. I think this is a well justified reaction.
 

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Get out now. My neighbor's wife is like this. She reeks of insecurity and it makes his life h*ll. She embarrasses him ALL the time. Get out. LEAVE HER ASS.
 

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a) she knows from previous experience that comments like that bother you
b) she would be bothered if someone made a similar comment to her
c) = a+b

Sounds like you're the victim, so ignore her until she appologizes .. preferable infront of that friend you were driving with.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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