"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Was Johny Bravo an AFC?

SeymourCake

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He worked out and groomed himself and yet the ladies didn't adore him.

He wasn't an AFC. He would talk to ladies when he had the chance.

What about Pepe le Pew? He would approach women with sexual tendency so he wouldn't be friend zoned.

What about Brock from Pokemon? He too would approach beautiful women but had no success because of his brock blockers.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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j0n24

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Brock was a queer that threw himself at women and adored them automatically which means he's a faggott.

Johnny Bravo is a monster, workouts, looks good and has no fear of rejection. The only reason he didnt get some was because it was a cartoon catering to kids.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FdZV7ttJGQ0&feature=related

I remember watching one episode where he was training a kid and johnny gave him his glasses and every chick was in a bikini except for that girlscout.haha.
 

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http://vodpod.com/watch/1592479-season-1-episode-21-bye-bye-butterfree

Many DJ lessons to be learned from Ash's Butterfree's pursuit of the pink butterfree. Clearly, Butterfree approached a 1,000-set the wrong way-by solely focusing on the target. He obviously delved right into phase A2 without taking care of A1, causing his initial rejection. Then later he DHV'd by rescuing the 1,000-set from Team Rocket, generating female-to-male attraction in the A1 phase. The pink Butterfree, now attracted, showed interest, and Ash's Butterfree knew it was time to seal the deal with an insta-date at the end. I hope it built enough comfort through kino escalation and went for the f-close so that they could make some baby Caterpies.
 

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WTF? You guys are talking about cartoon characters? Get the fvck outta here. Christ on crutch.
 

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sageproduct said:
http://vodpod.com/watch/1592479-season-1-episode-21-bye-bye-butterfree

Many DJ lessons to be learned from Ash's Butterfree's pursuit of the pink butterfree. Clearly, Butterfree approached a 1,000-set the wrong way-by solely focusing on the target. He obviously delved right into phase A2 without taking care of A1, causing his initial rejection. Then later he DHV'd by rescuing the 1,000-set from Team Rocket, generating female-to-male attraction in the A1 phase. The pink Butterfree, now attracted, showed interest, and Ash's Butterfree knew it was time to seal the deal with an insta-date at the end. I hope it built enough comfort through kino escalation and went for the f-close so that they could make some baby Caterpies.

post of the fvcking year

:crackup:
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Now Brock got a damn Croagunk using Poison Jab on Brock when he goes for Nurse Joy and Officer Jenny! That Steelix ain't gonna be using Bind and Iron Tail on those women!

But then again this is all cartoons, so draw your own conclusions. It's fiction. That's my ruling.

Case closed.
 

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I think that was the joke behind Johnny Bravo. He had everything. Yet, he was rejected by girls.
 

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What has this board come to...Batman, Eminem are all AFCs, now Johny Bravo and Brock from Pokemon.
 

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A had a little crush on the dungeon master from Dungeons and dragons, is that weird?
 

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That is quite weird.
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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But he was so short, his face would naturally be at hip level, he was mystical, had those gorgeous cheeks and was all knowing hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
 

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he was over-the-top, self absorbed, inconsiderate. he wasn't an afc though in that he had confidence in himself and approaced and kept approaching
 
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