"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Was Johny Bravo an AFC?

SeymourCake

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He worked out and groomed himself and yet the ladies didn't adore him.

He wasn't an AFC. He would talk to ladies when he had the chance.

What about Pepe le Pew? He would approach women with sexual tendency so he wouldn't be friend zoned.

What about Brock from Pokemon? He too would approach beautiful women but had no success because of his brock blockers.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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j0n24

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Brock was a queer that threw himself at women and adored them automatically which means he's a faggott.

Johnny Bravo is a monster, workouts, looks good and has no fear of rejection. The only reason he didnt get some was because it was a cartoon catering to kids.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FdZV7ttJGQ0&feature=related

I remember watching one episode where he was training a kid and johnny gave him his glasses and every chick was in a bikini except for that girlscout.haha.
 

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http://vodpod.com/watch/1592479-season-1-episode-21-bye-bye-butterfree

Many DJ lessons to be learned from Ash's Butterfree's pursuit of the pink butterfree. Clearly, Butterfree approached a 1,000-set the wrong way-by solely focusing on the target. He obviously delved right into phase A2 without taking care of A1, causing his initial rejection. Then later he DHV'd by rescuing the 1,000-set from Team Rocket, generating female-to-male attraction in the A1 phase. The pink Butterfree, now attracted, showed interest, and Ash's Butterfree knew it was time to seal the deal with an insta-date at the end. I hope it built enough comfort through kino escalation and went for the f-close so that they could make some baby Caterpies.
 

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WTF? You guys are talking about cartoon characters? Get the fvck outta here. Christ on crutch.
 

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sageproduct said:
http://vodpod.com/watch/1592479-season-1-episode-21-bye-bye-butterfree

Many DJ lessons to be learned from Ash's Butterfree's pursuit of the pink butterfree. Clearly, Butterfree approached a 1,000-set the wrong way-by solely focusing on the target. He obviously delved right into phase A2 without taking care of A1, causing his initial rejection. Then later he DHV'd by rescuing the 1,000-set from Team Rocket, generating female-to-male attraction in the A1 phase. The pink Butterfree, now attracted, showed interest, and Ash's Butterfree knew it was time to seal the deal with an insta-date at the end. I hope it built enough comfort through kino escalation and went for the f-close so that they could make some baby Caterpies.

post of the fvcking year

:crackup:
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Now Brock got a damn Croagunk using Poison Jab on Brock when he goes for Nurse Joy and Officer Jenny! That Steelix ain't gonna be using Bind and Iron Tail on those women!

But then again this is all cartoons, so draw your own conclusions. It's fiction. That's my ruling.

Case closed.
 

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I think that was the joke behind Johnny Bravo. He had everything. Yet, he was rejected by girls.
 

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What has this board come to...Batman, Eminem are all AFCs, now Johny Bravo and Brock from Pokemon.
 

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A had a little crush on the dungeon master from Dungeons and dragons, is that weird?
 

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That is quite weird.
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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But he was so short, his face would naturally be at hip level, he was mystical, had those gorgeous cheeks and was all knowing hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
 

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he was over-the-top, self absorbed, inconsiderate. he wasn't an afc though in that he had confidence in himself and approaced and kept approaching
 
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