"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Was Johny Bravo an AFC?

SeymourCake

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He worked out and groomed himself and yet the ladies didn't adore him.

He wasn't an AFC. He would talk to ladies when he had the chance.

What about Pepe le Pew? He would approach women with sexual tendency so he wouldn't be friend zoned.

What about Brock from Pokemon? He too would approach beautiful women but had no success because of his brock blockers.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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j0n24

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Brock was a queer that threw himself at women and adored them automatically which means he's a faggott.

Johnny Bravo is a monster, workouts, looks good and has no fear of rejection. The only reason he didnt get some was because it was a cartoon catering to kids.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FdZV7ttJGQ0&feature=related

I remember watching one episode where he was training a kid and johnny gave him his glasses and every chick was in a bikini except for that girlscout.haha.
 

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http://vodpod.com/watch/1592479-season-1-episode-21-bye-bye-butterfree

Many DJ lessons to be learned from Ash's Butterfree's pursuit of the pink butterfree. Clearly, Butterfree approached a 1,000-set the wrong way-by solely focusing on the target. He obviously delved right into phase A2 without taking care of A1, causing his initial rejection. Then later he DHV'd by rescuing the 1,000-set from Team Rocket, generating female-to-male attraction in the A1 phase. The pink Butterfree, now attracted, showed interest, and Ash's Butterfree knew it was time to seal the deal with an insta-date at the end. I hope it built enough comfort through kino escalation and went for the f-close so that they could make some baby Caterpies.
 

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WTF? You guys are talking about cartoon characters? Get the fvck outta here. Christ on crutch.
 

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sageproduct said:
http://vodpod.com/watch/1592479-season-1-episode-21-bye-bye-butterfree

Many DJ lessons to be learned from Ash's Butterfree's pursuit of the pink butterfree. Clearly, Butterfree approached a 1,000-set the wrong way-by solely focusing on the target. He obviously delved right into phase A2 without taking care of A1, causing his initial rejection. Then later he DHV'd by rescuing the 1,000-set from Team Rocket, generating female-to-male attraction in the A1 phase. The pink Butterfree, now attracted, showed interest, and Ash's Butterfree knew it was time to seal the deal with an insta-date at the end. I hope it built enough comfort through kino escalation and went for the f-close so that they could make some baby Caterpies.

post of the fvcking year

:crackup:
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Now Brock got a damn Croagunk using Poison Jab on Brock when he goes for Nurse Joy and Officer Jenny! That Steelix ain't gonna be using Bind and Iron Tail on those women!

But then again this is all cartoons, so draw your own conclusions. It's fiction. That's my ruling.

Case closed.
 

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I think that was the joke behind Johnny Bravo. He had everything. Yet, he was rejected by girls.
 

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What has this board come to...Batman, Eminem are all AFCs, now Johny Bravo and Brock from Pokemon.
 

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A had a little crush on the dungeon master from Dungeons and dragons, is that weird?
 

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That is quite weird.
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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But he was so short, his face would naturally be at hip level, he was mystical, had those gorgeous cheeks and was all knowing hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
 

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he was over-the-top, self absorbed, inconsiderate. he wasn't an afc though in that he had confidence in himself and approaced and kept approaching
 
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