"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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I had a somewhat similar situation with my ex (no drugs involved) however she went out drinking with her hoe freind, they both got extremely drunk. At the end of the night, my ex called a male friend who is twice there age, to come pick them up.

Two attractive drunk girls, getting inside some dudes car late at night.. We all know the male friend has the perfect opportunity to fuk.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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This sounds like something a teenager would do. I guess if you are young this is kinda normal? Maybe find some good sativa, the kind that arouses. You become the provider and get her baked in your bed. If she still wants to hang out with stoner guy it more than weed she is taking.
 

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Your girl doesn't respect you bro. Sorry.

No decent woman is hanging out in another dudes bedroom, nevermind being literally in his bed.
This. Not only hanging in another dudes bedroom, but getting intoxicated in his room.

In my world, this would be an instant dump type situation.
 

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This sounds like something a teenager would do. I guess if you are young this is kinda normal? Maybe find some good sativa, the kind that arouses. You become the provider and get her baked in your bed. If she still wants to hang out with stoner guy it more than weed she is taking.
This is terrible advice.

OP should not be dating a pot head. Nothing good will come of it, especially if he is intending to have something long term with her.

As for her being young? If she is between age 22-25 she should be seriously considering getting into relationship and starting a family... Not getting stoned in some losers bedroom.
 

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I would keep stoner chick on the side. Pot turns some girls into insatiable nymphos. If this arrangement doesn't work out…happy hunting you go.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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This sounds like something a teenager would do. I guess if you are young this is kinda normal? Maybe find some good sativa, the kind that arouses. You become the provider and get her baked in your bed. If she still wants to hang out with stoner guy it more than weed she is taking.
She's in her 40's..smfh
 

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This is terrible advice

As for her being young? If she is between age 22-25 she should be seriously considering getting into relationship and starting a family... Not getting stoned in some losers bedroom.
This^^^ she's in her freaking 40s!!
 

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Guys this lady is in her 40's pullin this b.s. ..hence why I'm freaking shocked..
 

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So am I wrong...
For thinking that we could be something for real?

Now am I wrong...
For trying to reach the things that I can't see?

But that's just how I feel, that's just how I feel...

That's just how I feel...
trying to reach the things that I can't see
 

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Me: "Would you have intercourse an unknown guy for a thousand euro?"
She: "No, what do you think of me?"
Me: "How about ten thousand euro?"
She: "Well, I wouldn't want someone to think I'm a wh0re."
Me: "We already established that, we're just talking price now."
Her saying "No" doesn't work as well as the original :

Churchill: Madam, would you sleep with me for £1 million?
Woman: Why Winston, yes I would.
Churchill: What about £10?
Woman: What sort of woman do you think I am?
Churchill: We have already established what sort of woman you are, now we are just negotiating the price.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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