Wanted: Your Most AFC Move

[Wubbman]

This is painful for me to recount, as this is the worst thing that ever happened to me.

I got a crush on a girl in band here at college. I play trombone and she is a feature twirler (we're still in band together, and that makes it hurt all the worse, though I've gotten over most of it). Well, first freshman semester (we're both 2nd semester sophomores now) I get a huge crush on her. I talk to her during classes, never picking up on the fact that I do all the talking. Well, I don't see her for awhile after class b/c she starts taking a new route (another fvcking clue I missed). So I talk to her in band a little. Well, I start getting desperate after awhile. Finally decide to call her roomate and ask if she has a bf (the other feature twirler in our band). Call her and introduce myself and ask if Ashley (that's her name) has a bf. She says yes. I say "well please don't tell her I called" (my experience is that it gets all weird after they find out I like them, wonder why?). Well, that day at the end of band, this guy comes up to me and starts telling me that they (both girls) think I'm stalking them. Well, I feel like total **** after this. I mean, I have to shame and this effects me for a fvcking year (this happend last October). I finally went and apologized to her just so I wouldn't feel bad about it.

Well, I'm over her now, but not before she got a bf who's on the football team and lives in my dorm on my floor. I'm also in ROTC and a few times a week I have to get up early for PT. A few mornings her car has been outside (we know what this means) (saw her drive up with her bf one time, ugly motherfvcker) Finally got over her b/c I just couldn't take the pain of knowing she was here, fvcking some ugly ass biatch.

Still, that is in the past now. I was a total AFC for nearly 19 years. No more since I found this site.

 

[revelashon]

this was bac in high school...i used to take some nite classes. aLota girls used to dig me but i was too much of a chump to spit some game. anyways there was this one chick (HB9) that would walk around with me n hold hands, huggin me and sh!t like she was my girl or somethin. But she would flake wen we were by ourselves.

confused the sh!t out of me

after a couple of weeks i found out this b!tch was using jus to cool, for social proof somethin. the fvcked up thing was that i let her groupie ass keep using, even after i found out.

lol..that sh!t was AFC to the bone

 

[MadTyteYo!]

hey wubb u sound like u still got oneitis for this girl. lol j/k u better pimp da girls this semester

 

[Sax God]

You guys have nothing! lol

There was this one insanely gorgeous girl that I thought "Hmm... the best way to get a girl is to be friends first!" HA! We were friends for about three years before I finally asked her out. Of course, she "didn't want to ruin our friendship."

Then, to top all of that off, within the next three days, I had asked out four other girls out of desperation...only to be rejected by them all.

That, my friends, is the ultimate AFC story.

 

[Wubbman]

hey wubb u sound like u still got oneitis for this girl. lol j/k u better pimp da girls this semester

Lol. Yeah, we'll see how it goes. The experience with her made me almost hate love and relationships. Fvcking women.

 

[J-Man]

most AFC move... wow...

i dont wanna go too much into the details.

my ex girlfriend cheated on me with my friend and i forgave her... forgave him too... and SHE dumped ME a week later for him.

actually, i can see why most people here feel horrible when they recall their experiences, but for some reason i find it hilarious. i chuckling right now.

the other day i bumped into her again. it was AWESOME. she looked at me and immediately realized i had changed, and i smiled the whole times basically acted like "my life is awesome and youre not in it. sucks to be you. later."

ever see the movie porn and fried chicken? the main guy gets dumped and later in the movie becomes a pimp and then bumps into his ex towards the end. he basically communicates that hes having an awesome time and hes glad shes gone. then he confidently and happily walks away and leaves her stunned, and as he walks away shes like "so... call me... okay?"

awesome. such a change ive gone through.

 

[THA REALNESS]

Joining this site ,only thing good that came out of it was a link that "Gunwitch" ****-close stuff,the stuff here is garbage.



ban Me.

 

[RaMar]

my freshman year of high school I sat next to this HB all year in history. She had a 19 year old boyfriend who was in the army. I wanted this girl so bad. I would of done anything for her. I wanted her to go out with me because I would treat her right and all that nonsense. Finally towards the end of the school year I got the courage to let her know how I felt. To do this I wrote her a poem (accually I found one on the internet and copied it down) and gave it to her. Damn I was stupid. I even suggested going to the movies as friends and whatnot so she wouldn't have to break up with her boyfriend. Anyways, I thought I had scored being so young and naive however nothing came out of it. Early in my sophmore year I found this site and got over her immediately and she still smiles when I pass her in the hallway so at least so doesn't hate me. Thankfully, I have no urge to get with her anymore.

 

[fezz]

Guys, you all are gonna phuckin vomit when you hear about my worst AFC move. Gosh, there were so many, but the worst definitely had to be during Christmas when I was dating my first gf. I had been datin her for four months. I called her all the damn time and someone gave me an idea for her for christmas. It was to get her a glass rose and to write "This rose signifies my love for you. undying and everylasting"

and i did it!!! Im such a deutsh. oh well. she dumped me two weeks later. It was my first girlfriend too and it took my AFC ass months to get over. I was so pitiful then, but now Im the one playing the girls and havin them come at me. And if they aren't woman enough for me, I dump em and dont shed a tear and call up my other hos. its great. but ya, isnt that the worst AFC move you have ever heard of? I was only datin her for 4 months.

 

[> Gucci Boy]

My biggest AFC moves:

- buying expensive presents for my girlfriends

- calling one of my exgirls after she broke up with me... beggin' her to take me back

...but the worst one EVER:

>>> in my short life I met tons of beautiful girls who gave me an eye and who flirted with me... but most of the time I did not take the chance! F*CK!

That sh!t gotta change..........................

 

[Rossi]

Haha man I've been cracking up for the last half hour reading this thread, funny stuff. I too have far too many to list - thankfully my mindset is completely different now.

Back when I was 13 (5 years ago) I thought myself to be some wisecrack at computers and there was this HB8 in my class who I really liked. So me being Mr. suave and sophisticated, I whipped out Microsoft Notepad and wrote "I really like you will you go out with me?" - LOL I'm cracking up so much thinking about this again, so AFC - and anyway yeah ended it with my phone number. I put the file on a floppy disc and the next day I gave her the disc passing it off as a great game she'll love, hahaha. So the next day I come in to School (no phone call received) and just can't even face her as I even knew what I'd done was stupid, even at that age. Her friend comes up to me and says "Emma doesn't like you that way do you still wanna be friends?" So being myself AFC back then I said yes ok..... The funny thing was a year later I was in a lesson and Emma and her friend came up to me, her friend saying "Will you go out with Emma?" - me thinking this was some cruel school-girl windup for my previous years antics, frowned momentarily, then laughed AT her (LOL) and said no. I always did wonder why Emma seemed absolutely devastated after I'd made my "joke" there. Oh dear, she left the school shortly afterward.

Another corker happened about a year ago after I'd made my initial babysteps to nullifying my AFCness, through reading Askmen.com. I'd made superb progress within 2 days of knowing this one girl, excellent Kino, #close and she sat next to me on the bus, all well and good. So I had my plan worked out in my head all devised with help from a friend on ICQ as he's a keen seduction stuff reader as well, of how I'm gonna ask her out and come the end of the weekend I'll be unable to walk due to excessive shafting. I know this friend quite well and I have his SMS and in the morning on the bus I text him (apparently) saying "Yes I'm gonna ask her out today, I'm so pumped, gonna be great. Wish me luck!" All well and good when it goes to the RIGHT person; yeah you guessed it, somehow my phone ****ed up (or I did haha) and I sent the message to HER. So at lunch she calls me over and asks what the hell that message is about and I just freeze up and revert from semi-DJ to AFC again and make up some terrible crap about how it wasn't her I was talking about, even though I could see in her eyes she knew it was. Needless to say we don't talk anymore, lol. Onwards and upwards....

 

[tactic]

everytime a girl did something i hated like telling me what to do... judging, another words...
i would alway slisten to them and act all nice and then forgive them right away when they say sorry and they dont mean it.


geez, i feel so stupid and humiliated!

 

[GaryNas]

Here's a repost of my worst AFC moment from some other thread:

Way back in grade 10 I had a crush on this girl in one of my classes (she was the same grade/age as me). Everyday from October to June I would say "Ok, today is the day I'm going to ask her out". Sure enough, the end of the year comes and I didn't ask her out.

Anyway, after exams were done and summer started I got one of my friends, who she didn't even KNOW, to call her and ask if she could give me her number. He called, and she said she knew who I was, but "he obviously has my number already". I never called her myself.

I had her in a few of my classes after that, and even sat next to her in one class (seats were chosen for us). We talked an got along well, but I was so nervous and AFC'ish that it hurt inside.

ahahah, even last year with my friends, I stumbled in drunk to my high school reunion and saw her, but couldn't say anything to her... mostly out of embarassment.

 

[swordcarrier]

Master of the Universe your
you AFC move was the phucking Funniest maan i was laughing so hard i had snort coming out my nose...LLMaO...

 

[n_p]

this is unreal

just remembered something i did when i had no conscience at all.

was 6 or 7 years old and as infatuated as possible with one girl the same age. In my efforts to mack her, i told her, to her face, that i had imagined her taking a piss

 

[LikRetsam]

I kept a daily journal about how I felt about a girl I was infatuated with, then when she was just about to move away from college, I GAVE IT TO HER!

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Nothing in this thread comes nearly close to how much this made me laugh.

 

[Porky]

WHOA! The infamous Lik used to be an AFC!

 

[comic_relief]

I was in 6th grade, asked this girl out. She said "no" but not LJBFed. I think it was the age thing. I then built up her IL in me to the point of 90% but then i fvcked it up big time.

First screw up: (I cringe at the thought right now because i still am made fun of for it) I was asked to sing a song to her and I did. I made it up but it was bullsh!t.

Second Screw up: She asked me "who do you think you would go out with Me or "girl 2" " I answered girl 2. She sat there and cried about it. (********=do i have any competition) and she was flirting with me that day too.SH!T!!!!!!

Now she turned into this person who goes out with stoners and i would never date her anymore.

Now I won't screw anything up like that again. This site is great

 

[drmeathead]

This girl faded me out. It went from Ill call you to nothing. I called her and offered to apologize. After not hearing from her for three weeks I send flowers. She called to thank me for the flowers. I called a few more times after that. After that I called her hammered the one night and told her I was way to nice to her and that I should have told her to hit the road along time ago. I told her to stay just leave me alone if she sees me out. Obviously she wouldnt talk to me if sh saw me out. I was stating something that was already ready understood. Oh well I had to get it off my chest. I didnt feel comfortable letting her next me. I had to get the last word in.

 

[Ak89]

Here are a few AFC moments

1. in 6th grade i asked my friend for this hb8's number. I then called and on the first ring i hung up. I then called back 30secs later and hung up again.

2. Another time in 5th grade i got this girl number from a friend and called her saying
Me:Hi i'm josh's friend
Her:Hi
Me:Ok bye

I manage to go out with her but never did any kino except once i hugged her.
lol

3.Another time in 7th grade a hb7 was like
"I want to suck your **** and i want you to bust in my face"
I then cut the convo short and never spoke to her again because i was too scared.

Thats just a few i got alot more horrible ones which now that i think about it is real sad.