Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Slick, you took the words directly out of my mouth. Randy/ten, I won't tell you how you gave yourself away besides the register dates and number of posts. Don't you have homework to do or something? On second thought, please don't respond---you nor your alter ego.Originally posted by Slickster
I call bullsh!t!
I'll bet that tensummonertales and randyblueeyes are the same guy. Look at the # of posts and register dates.
Mods?
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
NJS called. You left your helmet on the short bus again.Originally posted by tensummonerstales
SPIC - one born with the lettuce picking/hotwiring talents. in the female variety we have also found that they are born pregnant.
Just checked the IP's. Good call Slick, they are infact, one in the same.Originally posted by Slickster
I call bullsh!t!
I'll bet that tensummonertales and randyblueeyes are the same guy. Look at the # of posts and register dates.
Mods?