That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
Slick, you took the words directly out of my mouth. Randy/ten, I won't tell you how you gave yourself away besides the register dates and number of posts. Don't you have homework to do or something? On second thought, please don't respond---you nor your alter ego.Originally posted by Slickster
I call bullsh!t!
I'll bet that tensummonertales and randyblueeyes are the same guy. Look at the # of posts and register dates.
Mods?
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
NJS called. You left your helmet on the short bus again.Originally posted by tensummonerstales
SPIC - one born with the lettuce picking/hotwiring talents. in the female variety we have also found that they are born pregnant.
Just checked the IP's. Good call Slick, they are infact, one in the same.Originally posted by Slickster
I call bullsh!t!
I'll bet that tensummonertales and randyblueeyes are the same guy. Look at the # of posts and register dates.
Mods?