Why "Whatever You Want" Keeps You Single

She says the movie looks dumb; you suddenly agree. She tests you with a little attitude; you apologize for nothing.

You think you're being easy to get along with. She reads something else entirely: a man with no edges. Nothing to hold on to. No friction, no tension, no reason to wonder what he really thinks.

The "22 Rules" taught me to push back — playfully, calmly, without needing her approval. Strange things happened after that.

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Want to be an Alpha? Get a dog!

theunflushables

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A plate of mine recently rescued a female pit bull puppy from a neglectful neighbor who had left her outside at all times with no food or water and very little shelter. Even when it was -5 degrees at night that dog was outside. My plate brought the puppy to me knowing full well that I love dogs and would be able to provide a good home for her.

This pup is about 6 months old and has had very little if any training. As I began training her and reading up on pit bulls and bully breeds in general, I noticed that a lot of the advice for training a dog also applies to women as well.

A dog not unlike a woman respects and loves their pack leader, even if its just a pack of two.

A dog not unlike a woman, if only spoiled and coddled, will assume the position of pack leader and from there on out it makes the rules and does whatever it wants.

A dog not unlike a woman, if mistreated or abused, will attack the pack leader and the seemingly perfect relationship you had will soon be over as the jaws clamp down on your jugular.

Pit Bulls are often portrayed in the media as vicious blood thirsty animals or as hockey moms without lipstick. The truth is by setting rules and boundries, loving it and respecting it, this savage beast is actually a loving and loyal companion.

Women are often portrayed in the media as vicious money hungry animals or as Pit Bulls with lipstick. The truth is by setting and rules and boundries, loving it and respecting it, this savage beast is actually a loving and loyal companion.
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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theunflushables

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Haha, that's great! I was going to name her Sarah Palin, but the even saying the name got on my nerves.
 

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Uhh "it" is a perfectly fine word choice for what he was explaining, you fag
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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