"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Want to be an Alpha? Get a dog!

theunflushables

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A plate of mine recently rescued a female pit bull puppy from a neglectful neighbor who had left her outside at all times with no food or water and very little shelter. Even when it was -5 degrees at night that dog was outside. My plate brought the puppy to me knowing full well that I love dogs and would be able to provide a good home for her.

This pup is about 6 months old and has had very little if any training. As I began training her and reading up on pit bulls and bully breeds in general, I noticed that a lot of the advice for training a dog also applies to women as well.

A dog not unlike a woman respects and loves their pack leader, even if its just a pack of two.

A dog not unlike a woman, if only spoiled and coddled, will assume the position of pack leader and from there on out it makes the rules and does whatever it wants.

A dog not unlike a woman, if mistreated or abused, will attack the pack leader and the seemingly perfect relationship you had will soon be over as the jaws clamp down on your jugular.

Pit Bulls are often portrayed in the media as vicious blood thirsty animals or as hockey moms without lipstick. The truth is by setting rules and boundries, loving it and respecting it, this savage beast is actually a loving and loyal companion.

Women are often portrayed in the media as vicious money hungry animals or as Pit Bulls with lipstick. The truth is by setting and rules and boundries, loving it and respecting it, this savage beast is actually a loving and loyal companion.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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theunflushables

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Haha, that's great! I was going to name her Sarah Palin, but the even saying the name got on my nerves.
 

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Uhh "it" is a perfectly fine word choice for what he was explaining, you fag
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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