"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Want to be an Alpha? Get a dog!

theunflushables

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A plate of mine recently rescued a female pit bull puppy from a neglectful neighbor who had left her outside at all times with no food or water and very little shelter. Even when it was -5 degrees at night that dog was outside. My plate brought the puppy to me knowing full well that I love dogs and would be able to provide a good home for her.

This pup is about 6 months old and has had very little if any training. As I began training her and reading up on pit bulls and bully breeds in general, I noticed that a lot of the advice for training a dog also applies to women as well.

A dog not unlike a woman respects and loves their pack leader, even if its just a pack of two.

A dog not unlike a woman, if only spoiled and coddled, will assume the position of pack leader and from there on out it makes the rules and does whatever it wants.

A dog not unlike a woman, if mistreated or abused, will attack the pack leader and the seemingly perfect relationship you had will soon be over as the jaws clamp down on your jugular.

Pit Bulls are often portrayed in the media as vicious blood thirsty animals or as hockey moms without lipstick. The truth is by setting rules and boundries, loving it and respecting it, this savage beast is actually a loving and loyal companion.

Women are often portrayed in the media as vicious money hungry animals or as Pit Bulls with lipstick. The truth is by setting and rules and boundries, loving it and respecting it, this savage beast is actually a loving and loyal companion.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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theunflushables

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Haha, that's great! I was going to name her Sarah Palin, but the even saying the name got on my nerves.
 

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Uhh "it" is a perfectly fine word choice for what he was explaining, you fag
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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