"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Haha, well..I started talking to this girl and now I realise shes a complete and utter *****. She blows hot, then goes completely cold....lovey one minute, icy the next. And i realise...its kind of a turn on.

So i just wanna bag her anyway, I dont want any "move on" Advice, this is just a bit of fun, I wanna add a little imaginary trophy in my head that I managed to get the most stubborn girl I know.

Any advice?
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Two terms for you: Possible BPD and Push/Pull.

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vatoloco said:
Two terms for you: Possible BPD and Push/Pull.

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If she's BPD, they don't know each other very well and she's already hot and cold, he is not going to have her. Ever. A BPD girl is all over you when she wants you. Push/pull in BPD relationships is a process that is spread out in time and the push pull routine goes faster and faster as it progresses to the end.
 
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um ,whats a bpd haha? noob i know, couldnt find it in any acronym dictionarys either
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Follow your gut, not your conditioning. Be your animal self, not the one that wants be nice and take her on dates and sh!t. Whenever you have a hard decision, think, What Would a Pimp/Player Do? Honestly, do that. You gotta be strong with those types, any sign of weakness and she will take you to the cleaners. She will try to be super nice to get you to be super nice, but don't play that game. Don't be a disrespectful d1ckhead, but don't take any sh!t from her either.

Also, when she pisses you off, don't tell her your gonna do anything, just do it and tell her laterz.

Note, this is just how you handle bidges.
 
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Dekg140 said:
um ,whats a bpd haha? noob i know, couldnt find it in any acronym dictionarys either
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You write like you're 4 years old. I can believe you when you say that you can't find a dictionary. Please have some respect for the people you want to read this. If you want serious replies then please write so we can read it easy.

It could be BPD, but it could also be bipolar disorder. First she's awesome and energetic, then she's depressed and moody. Bipolar. There's also a long ass thread on BPD (Borderline Personality Disorder) in the archives. It's full of interesting stories and very informative.
 
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Alle_Gory said:
You write like you're 4 years old.
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im 22, but I can see where youre coming from. Apologies to anyone if I came across as an inexperienced high school kid or something.

So basically, just be as *****y to her as she is to me?
 
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