"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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W T F do you think to this drama??

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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PrettyBoyAJ

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A h0 is going to be a h0, Ain't No Way Around It
 

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Looks like the BBC struck again.

But on a serious note, this happens all the time, it just oh so happens that the victim this time was the son of a multi-billionaire.
 

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Jay Electronica is far from a common thug. He is a very articulate man but you label him a thug why? Because he is black and raps?
 
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If there was ever a reason not to get married and not to have children this is it. Women and men are unable to be faithful and women and men are often drawn to people who are polar opposites of them. This rapper is at the opposite end of the spectrum from her husband, this probably what has attracted her to him, amongst other things.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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TonyBaloney

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I dont care how this sounds, but a woman of her position in society, should have a bit of respect, its like michelle obama being banged by the white house white plumber - these people have a duty as a person in society, and as a wife and mother. Bloody ***** this woman. Talk about wrong. She I hope will be completely humiliated by all this. I'm also glad the hubby slapped her. Should have given her a black eye too
 

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Jay electronica is not a thug but this seems like another woman looking for the exciting polar opposite to what she already has
 

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perseverance said:
If there was ever a reason not to get married and not to have children this is it. Women and men are unable to be faithful and women and men are often drawn to people who are polar opposites of them. This rapper is at the opposite end of the spectrum from her husband, this probably what has attracted her to him, amongst other things.
The husband didnt stray, he got weak and boring.

She has kids, she has money, she has friends, she has looks, she is relatively young, why the heck would she stay with a husband who works a bland 9 to 5 job and doesn't excite her? To be a housewife and cook for him? Not in todays modernized and westernized world. Yet the guy, instead of screaming and hitting her, should have went out and improved himself. Get a haircut, get a wardrobe, get a hobby, grow a pair, and have the girls flock to him. Let this be a lesson that money doesnt buy the girls.

Funny how she knows the media on her all time, and then gets upset that the details of the affair are leaked to the media. If you can't handle the heat....stay out of the kitchen!
 

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Why are you trying to make it the mans fault? Just because he may be boring doesn't give her the right to have an affair
 
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