Vulgar Humor

[davidsonj73]

I find that for me, the funniest things are vulgar humor. Do women tend to be the same way? I'm wondering because I know a lot of really dirty jokes, but I haven't tried them with women, only my male friends who find them hilarious! Perhaps I'm somewhat hesitant to try these jokes with women because I was raised to be a nice guy, but want to break out of that mold.

 

[Vanderdonck]

This is a fine line to walk. I would steer clear of anything offensive or crude, generally speaking, in mixed company.

 

[inquisitor]

Test the waters. Try a joke that comes close to, but does not cross, the line.

You might want to share some to give an idea.

Still, such humor cannot work as an opener when approaching women. A level of trust must be developed first.

 

[obelisk]

Being crass or vulgar is not the foundation for a quality interaction long term. Such humor is always less funny than you want to admit even if you see your guy friends laughing at it. It is not the same as being ****y and funny and a hard stain to wash off your reputation if you become known as "that guy". Proceed with caution because it's probably causing more harm than good.

 

[Bible_Belt]

Trevor Noah:

"Getting shot while defending guns would be like if the captain of the Titanic was giving an impassioned speech about icebergs right before it happened. He was just there, he’s like ‘I’ll tell you why icebergs are not as bad as people say.’"

 

[Clockwerk50]

It can work as long as you're in the stage where attraction is growing and you're keeping things fresh by avoiding too much familiarity. If you use vulgar humor in a genuine and clever way it will help you stand out and not come across as just "the nice guy." Psychologically, this acts as a strategic disruption of the common man. This unpredictability leaves a strong impression, making her think about you even when you’re not around.

However, if it’s done too soon, in the wrong setting, or at the wrong time, it can turn her off because it signals that you’re not discreet and can’t control yourself nor your impulses.

EDIT: This reminds me when I was talking to this girl, and she told me she stopped talking to this guy because they were hanging out in his car and then he had to go pee on a tree. Basically, his impulsive, careless behavior showed a lack of respect and awareness, in which are small details that are selfish and quickly kill any attraction.

 

[BaronOfHair]

I find that for me, the funniest things are vulgar humor. Do women tend to be the same way?

Too much so

these days

Even women themselves are noticing

 

[BackInTheGame78]

There is a rare time and place for that. You need to have a high degree of social tact to understand where and when to use it.

 

[BeExcellent]

Advice from the old lady:

What would fictional James Bond do? He would never do this. If you have a level of financial success, are buying a 5K watch, and are trying to meet a woman for LTR, you need to behave with class. The banal (vulgarity etc.) does not indicate class. It is too easy to misstep and blow yourself out. Cheeky is fine, suggestive can be fine, even mischievious and endearing, but vulgar, is well, vulgar. It lacks taste, decorum and calibration and casts you as a dolt, a socially uncalibrated brute. That will sink you immediately because it will show you have no class.

Think of it this way....Let's say you are going to a black tie event benefitting the Museum of Natural History. Let's say you are going to dinner at Alain Ducasse first and a nightcap at the Oak Room in the Plaza afterwards. Important people you'd like to impress will be in attendance, and you are wearing an elegant Brioni tuxedo tailored for you that you own....

Your date arrives. She is beautiful but looks like a porn star. Cheap dress, too short, too tight, too much cleavage, sleeveless so too much flesh showing in every direction, smeared makeup that is too heavy, can't walk in her platform heels, smacking her chewing gum, and can only talk about her nails and herself, and she is cussing every time she opens her mouth.

Is she fvckable? Sure. And every person who encounters her thinks so too. She is vulgarity on display, and a heinous reflection on you, she looks like a hooker from Las Vegas.

Showing up to an event like that with such an openly vulgar woman would ruin your reputation and people who move in elegant circles would avoid you and make note never to be seen with you.

You are not Hugh Hefner, who could get away with that at his own house where people knew what they were voluntarily walking into.

Not so in polite society or society generally.

 

[BackInTheGame78]

Advice from the old lady:

What would fictional James Bond do? He would never do this. If you have a level of financial success, are buying a 5K watch, and are trying to meet a woman for LTR, you need to behave with class. The banal (vulgarity etc.) does not indicate class. It is too easy to misstep and blow yourself out. Cheeky is fine, suggestive can be fine, even mischievious and endearing, but vulgar, is well, vulgar. It lacks taste, decorum and calibration and casts you as a dolt, a socially uncalibrated brute. That will sink you immediately because it will show you have no class.

Think of it this way....Let's say you are going to a black tie event benefitting the Museum of Natural History. Let's say you are going to dinner at Alain Ducasse first and a nightcap at the Oak Room in the Plaza afterwards. Important people you'd like to impress will be in attendance, and you are wearing an elegant Brioni tuxedo tailored for you that you own....

Your date arrives. She is beautiful but looks like a porn star. Cheap dress, too short, too tight, too much cleavage, sleeveless so too much flesh showing in every direction, smeared makeup that is too heavy, can't walk in her platform heels, smacking her chewing gum, and can only talk about her nails and herself, and she is cussing every time she opens her mouth.

Is she fvckable? Sure. And every person who encounters her thinks so too. She is vulgarity on display, and a heinous reflection on you, she looks like a hooker from Las Vegas.

Showing up to an event like that with such an openly vulgar woman would ruin your reputation and people who move in elegant circles would avoid you and make note never to be seen with you.

You are not Hugh Hefner, who could get away with that at his own house where people knew what they were voluntarily walking into.

Not so in polite society or society generally.

It seems very odd that someone in their 60s would need advice on this topic.

That's my biggest takeaway.

 

[BeExcellent]

It seems very odd that someone in their 60s would need advice on this topic.

That's my biggest takeaway.

Agreed.

 

[Bokanovsky]

Think of it this way....Let's say you are going to a black tie event benefitting the Museum of Natural History. Let's say you are going to dinner at Alain Ducasse first and a nightcap at the Oak Room in the Plaza afterwards. Important people you'd like to impress will be in attendance, and you are wearing an elegant Brioni tuxedo tailored for you that you own....

Your date arrives. She is beautiful but looks like a porn star. Cheap dress, too short, too tight, too much cleavage, sleeveless so too much flesh showing in every direction, smeared makeup that is too heavy, can't walk in her platform heels, smacking her chewing gum, and can only talk about her nails and herself, and she is cussing every time she opens her mouth.

At the risk of stating the obvious, the OP does not sound like the kind of person who'd ever find himself in this predicament...

 

[BaronOfHair]

It seems very odd that someone in their 60s would need advice on this topic.

A stupendous proportion of folks in that age bracket and older also have to be reminded that that dude who used to be on The Apprentice is just another guy like the rest of us, not their private mahdi, who can(with the mere wave of his hand) transform modern day America into a Disneified rendition of The 1950s, which never existed anywhere outside the imaginations of a few content creators in The Manosphere

Nothing odd going on here

 

[Bible_Belt]

A pastor, a priest, and a rabbi are on a sinking ship.

The pastor says, "Save the children!"

The rabbi says, "psst, fvck those kids."

The priest says, "Do you think we have time?"

 

[Divorced w 3]

A woman called the bar last night after she left and had the bartender give me her number. My friend was laughing, the bartender was laughing, and it caught the attention of this other woman a few seats away from me that I was trying to start a conversation with - who happened to just had got off her shift tending bar but was in a conversation with an older man who was very happy to have her company. So since I had a small audience, I started with some small thanks to all involved, including her, and my friend, like an acceptance speech, and then the other guy she was talking to was laughing. So I took the phone number and I slid it down the bar to him, and told him if he called within the next 60 minutes and drove over, he just had to walk in and he’s getting a blow job. He turns beat red and the woman he was with was basically crying laughing.

 

[Dash Riprock]

What would fictional James Bond do? He would never do this. If you have a level of financial success, are buying a 5K watch, and are trying to meet a woman for LTR, you need to behave with class.

Love it. This. Fictional James Bond had humor but it was a bit sarcastic and he would lightly tease the women. This is gold for the guys that can pull it off. Most can't. James Bond was based on a real person, btw.

As you're telling your vulgar joke, she's fast-forwarding in her mind how you'll act with her friends, co-workers, or family if it gets to that point which would be a huge turn-off for 99% of the women out there. The other 1% wouldn't be worth dating.

Hard NO for me.

 

[Clockwerk50]

Love it. This. Fictional James Bond had humor but it was a bit sarcastic and he would lightly tease the women. This is gold for the guys that can pull it off. Most can't. James Bond was based on a real person, btw.

As you're telling your vulgar joke, she's fast-forwarding in her mind how you'll act with her friends, co-workers, or family if it gets to that point which would be a huge turn-off for 99% of the women out there. The other 1% wouldn't be worth dating.

Hard NO for me.

I used to have an inside joke with this girl about her masturbating. Sometimes, when we spoke on the phone or when the opportunity came up in conversation, we’d talk about her pleasuring herself. It usually went something like, “Hey, what’s up, what are you doing? Touching yourself? Ahhhh.” Sometimes I’d make the sound of quick hand rubbing or even mimic the gesture. I’m not sure if that would be considered vulgar, teasing, trolling, or whatever but we’d just laugh, and she’d play along. The joke also start it to come around after we had sex a couple of times.

Again, there are many factors that make something like that work: timing, interest levels, and the audience. Seduction is about having fun, bringing out your inner child, and worrying about being perfect. Maybe she was fine with that kind of joke but not with something else. Another example: if someone made a joke about poop, it would have disgusted me, and I wouldn’t have played along, no matter how long I’d known the girl for.

You just have to feel the vibe.

 

[BeExcellent]

Love it. This. Fictional James Bond had humor but it was a bit sarcastic and he would lightly tease the women. This is gold for the guys that can pull it off. Most can't. James Bond was based on a real person, btw.

As you're telling your vulgar joke, she's fast-forwarding in her mind how you'll act with her friends, co-workers, or family if it gets to that point which would be a huge turn-off for 99% of the women out there. The other 1% wouldn't be worth dating.

Hard NO for me.

Yes. Ian Fleming based his James Bond character on some of the men chronicled in the recent movie "The Ministry of Ungentlemanly Warfare" which is quite worth seeing.

 

[sevbucmash]

I find that for me, the funniest things are vulgar humor. Do women tend to be the same way? I'm wondering because I know a lot of really dirty jokes, but I haven't tried them with women, only my male friends who find them hilarious! Perhaps I'm somewhat hesitant to try these jokes with women because I was raised to be a nice guy, but want to break out of that mold.

You'll never know man. You have to try. Why don't you try to write some of those jokes here.

@BeExcellent is this funny?

 

[Bokanovsky]

Love it. This. Fictional James Bond had humor but it was a bit sarcastic and he would lightly tease the women. This is gold for the guys that can pull it off. Most can't. James Bond was based on a real person, btw.

I really hate James Bond analogies. They are so unhelpful. Bond's success women (aside from his good looks an unlimited expense account) always comes down to being at the right place at the right time. He doesn't have to go to parties, create a social circle, or deal with rude and disrespectful women. He just has to show up and come random 9 or 10 will magically fall into his lap. If your life is like that, what do you even need seduction for?