"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Vincent is pretty much a loser

YAMON dj

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hey Vincent, try to get a life and stop treating ppl like sh*t k? or is that too hard....
cant wait to hear a response to this one. I think i'll write down the insults this time, they're quite good. Either from him or any other person who feels like sticking up for him cause hes a "senior" or w.e dj.. lol so funny
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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SinisaD

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Hey JC i have a question. Did you apply for the moderator job??? I think i read it somewhere on the site that SoSuave is looking for more moderators 1 or 2 I think.

btw... cute chick in ur link :).... "i love JC" good stuff :-D!
 

Create Reality

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Originally posted by JC Jerkson
They don't want me as a mod. I'd close and delete too many threads so this place gets better.


JC
You could call it the Don Juan Inquisition.
 

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Originally posted by JC Jerkson
They don't want me as a mod. I'd close and delete too many threads so this place gets better.


JC
It wont hurt em to give u a shot.. all it will cost is a few hundred usless threads deleted or closed... rite???
 

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Originally posted by YAMON dj
hey Vincent, try to get a life and stop treating ppl like sh*t k? or is that too hard....
cant wait to hear a response to this one. I think i'll write down the insults this time, they're quite good. Either from him or any other person who feels like sticking up for him cause hes a "senior" or w.e dj.. lol so funny
Youre gay, go away you prepubescent child you.
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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