"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Vincent is pretty much a loser

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hey Vincent, try to get a life and stop treating ppl like sh*t k? or is that too hard....
cant wait to hear a response to this one. I think i'll write down the insults this time, they're quite good. Either from him or any other person who feels like sticking up for him cause hes a "senior" or w.e dj.. lol so funny
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Hey JC i have a question. Did you apply for the moderator job??? I think i read it somewhere on the site that SoSuave is looking for more moderators 1 or 2 I think.

btw... cute chick in ur link :).... "i love JC" good stuff :-D!
 
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Originally posted by JC Jerkson
They don't want me as a mod. I'd close and delete too many threads so this place gets better.


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You could call it the Don Juan Inquisition.
 
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Originally posted by JC Jerkson
They don't want me as a mod. I'd close and delete too many threads so this place gets better.


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It wont hurt em to give u a shot.. all it will cost is a few hundred usless threads deleted or closed... rite???
 
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Originally posted by YAMON dj
hey Vincent, try to get a life and stop treating ppl like sh*t k? or is that too hard....
cant wait to hear a response to this one. I think i'll write down the insults this time, they're quite good. Either from him or any other person who feels like sticking up for him cause hes a "senior" or w.e dj.. lol so funny
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Youre gay, go away you prepubescent child you.
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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