"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
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“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”
Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.
I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.
Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules. Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.
VikingKing
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I sell soap.amoka said:
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Sounds like gaylan's wet dream turned reality. White hetero male taxpayers finally being sent to re-education camps for crimethink. To be fair though fagbook is probably not the best place to walk off the cathedral reservation. I can think of better places to air my frustrations over the Socialist in Chief other than the hangout of freshly indoctrinated porn and corn syrup fed teen sh!tlibs and bored single mothers just lookin for "likes".
VikingKing
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noobolgy said:
It's funny that jaylan gave me neg rep for the comment above, obviously thinking its a fight club reference.
But I sell cleaner door to door. I really do sell soap.
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
As much as I detest PC leftist intolerance, in this case mixed thinking. They are called "GIs" for a reason, and whereas this does not specifically counteract their rights, their rights are definitely not the same as average citizens' while they are in service. If this took place after he had left the military, of course it's a violation. Would have to do more research to know whether the govt is within its rights here.
Bible_Belt
Master Don Juan
An ex of mine is now a high-ranking Army officer. She always said that the Constitution did not apply to service members, because they signed away those rights. Now that anyone can be dubbed an 'enemy combatant' and stuck in Guantanemo indefinitely without a trial, I would think that statement is even more true.
Dust 2 Dust
Master Don Juan
The Constitution won't apply in the FEMA camps either.Bible_Belt said: