Mr. Delicious
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check this out (make sure you have sound on your computer language warning)
http://www.craptv.com/coop/america.htm
http://www.craptv.com/coop/america.htm
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"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
Video about America (hilarious)
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"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
TyTe`EyEs
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LMAO at the slavery fvck yeah.
UltimateScoundrel
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FVCK YEAH!!
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Mr. Delicious
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GlutusMaximus86
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That's hilarious, I've watched it several times (and am about to watch it again) and it still cracks me up. I was thinking about it in class and was having trouble trying not to laugh. I wanna keep this thread alive so bump.
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
Mr. Delicious
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BROOM GUITAR!!!!!
SDFUandDie
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smh@ slavery fuvk yeah
you all are sick.. this thread shoulda been closed!
Wake up moderators...
you all are sick.. this thread shoulda been closed!
Wake up moderators...
Mr. Delicious
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What is with all the politically correct uptight sensitive people on this board
Phantasmal
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For any of you who don't know or catch it on the credits, this song is from Team America: World Police. If you laughed at this video, Team America will have you puking with laughter
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
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lol good stuff