Mr. Delicious
Senior Don Juan
check this out (make sure you have sound on your computer language warning)
http://www.craptv.com/coop/america.htm
http://www.craptv.com/coop/america.htm
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"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
Video about America (hilarious)
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"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
TyTe`EyEs
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LMAO at the slavery fvck yeah.
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FVCK YEAH!!
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Mr. Delicious
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GlutusMaximus86
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That's hilarious, I've watched it several times (and am about to watch it again) and it still cracks me up. I was thinking about it in class and was having trouble trying not to laugh. I wanna keep this thread alive so bump.
"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
Mr. Delicious
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BROOM GUITAR!!!!!
SDFUandDie
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smh@ slavery fuvk yeah
you all are sick.. this thread shoulda been closed!
Wake up moderators...
you all are sick.. this thread shoulda been closed!
Wake up moderators...
Mr. Delicious
Senior Don Juan
What is with all the politically correct uptight sensitive people on this board
Phantasmal
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For any of you who don't know or catch it on the credits, this song is from Team America: World Police. If you laughed at this video, Team America will have you puking with laughter
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
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lol good stuff