Mr. Delicious
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check this out (make sure you have sound on your computer language warning)
http://www.craptv.com/coop/america.htm
http://www.craptv.com/coop/america.htm
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Video about America (hilarious)
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“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”
Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.
Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers. Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.
I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.
TyTe`EyEs
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LMAO at the slavery fvck yeah.
UltimateScoundrel
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FVCK YEAH!!
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Mr. Delicious
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GlutusMaximus86
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That's hilarious, I've watched it several times (and am about to watch it again) and it still cracks me up. I was thinking about it in class and was having trouble trying not to laugh. I wanna keep this thread alive so bump.
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
Mr. Delicious
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BROOM GUITAR!!!!!
SDFUandDie
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smh@ slavery fuvk yeah
you all are sick.. this thread shoulda been closed!
Wake up moderators...
you all are sick.. this thread shoulda been closed!
Wake up moderators...
Mr. Delicious
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What is with all the politically correct uptight sensitive people on this board
Phantasmal
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For any of you who don't know or catch it on the credits, this song is from Team America: World Police. If you laughed at this video, Team America will have you puking with laughter
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
affliction
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lol good stuff