Mr. Delicious
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check this out (make sure you have sound on your computer language warning)
http://www.craptv.com/coop/america.htm
http://www.craptv.com/coop/america.htm
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"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
Video about America (hilarious)
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“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”
Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.
I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.
Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules. Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.
TyTe`EyEs
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LMAO at the slavery fvck yeah.
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FVCK YEAH!!
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Mr. Delicious
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GlutusMaximus86
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That's hilarious, I've watched it several times (and am about to watch it again) and it still cracks me up. I was thinking about it in class and was having trouble trying not to laugh. I wanna keep this thread alive so bump.
"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
Mr. Delicious
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BROOM GUITAR!!!!!
SDFUandDie
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smh@ slavery fuvk yeah
you all are sick.. this thread shoulda been closed!
Wake up moderators...
you all are sick.. this thread shoulda been closed!
Wake up moderators...
Mr. Delicious
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What is with all the politically correct uptight sensitive people on this board
Phantasmal
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For any of you who don't know or catch it on the credits, this song is from Team America: World Police. If you laughed at this video, Team America will have you puking with laughter
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
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lol good stuff