Fumbduck
Don Juan
For those of you with LT g/f who you're involved with, what are you all doing for Valentines? Besides the whole flowers and candy cliche deal...
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Why "Whatever You Want" Keeps You Single
She says the movie looks dumb; you suddenly agree. She tests you with a little attitude; you apologize for nothing.
You think you're being easy to get along with. She reads something else entirely: a man with no edges. Nothing to hold on to. No friction, no tension, no reason to wonder what he really thinks.
The "22 Rules" taught me to push back — playfully, calmly, without needing her approval. Strange things happened after that.
Valentines
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"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
Francisco d'Anconia
Master Don Juan
Well said...
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Banned
That traditional stuff is rubbish.
Just drink nothing but pineapple juice a week before and maybe if your feeling ultra generous a framed picture of yourself.
I try not to spoil b!tches but sometimes youve got to throw them a bone now and then to show you care.
Just drink nothing but pineapple juice a week before and maybe if your feeling ultra generous a framed picture of yourself.
I try not to spoil b!tches but sometimes youve got to throw them a bone now and then to show you care.
Docs
Banned
Tuesday...that would consist of..
Sleeping (and waking up)
Going to work
Working all day
Coming home
It's been a week..so probably some online poker for real money.
Basically, spending it by and for myself.
Sleeping (and waking up)
Going to work
Working all day
Coming home
It's been a week..so probably some online poker for real money.
Basically, spending it by and for myself.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Fumbduck
Don Juan
Pineapple Juice...hillarious!
Yeah the "store bought" lovey dovey stuff is def. not the way to make an impression.
Yeah the "store bought" lovey dovey stuff is def. not the way to make an impression.
Got one chick that wants me to take her out for V-day. All I want to do is bang her, so I better be gettin' some if I'm going to be putting this much effort into this..
Had another one say, "What about me" when I mentioned the other chick and valentines day.
Damn, I think I could bang both of them! Maybe I should set up an am and pm schedule and try to pull both of them.
Had another one say, "What about me" when I mentioned the other chick and valentines day.
Damn, I think I could bang both of them! Maybe I should set up an am and pm schedule and try to pull both of them.