Fumbduck
Don Juan
For those of you with LT g/f who you're involved with, what are you all doing for Valentines? Besides the whole flowers and candy cliche deal...
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"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
Valentines
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"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
Francisco d'Anconia
Master Don Juan
Well said...
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Banned
That traditional stuff is rubbish.
Just drink nothing but pineapple juice a week before and maybe if your feeling ultra generous a framed picture of yourself.
I try not to spoil b!tches but sometimes youve got to throw them a bone now and then to show you care.
Just drink nothing but pineapple juice a week before and maybe if your feeling ultra generous a framed picture of yourself.
I try not to spoil b!tches but sometimes youve got to throw them a bone now and then to show you care.
Docs
Banned
Tuesday...that would consist of..
Sleeping (and waking up)
Going to work
Working all day
Coming home
It's been a week..so probably some online poker for real money.
Basically, spending it by and for myself.
Sleeping (and waking up)
Going to work
Working all day
Coming home
It's been a week..so probably some online poker for real money.
Basically, spending it by and for myself.
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
Fumbduck
Don Juan
Pineapple Juice...hillarious!
Yeah the "store bought" lovey dovey stuff is def. not the way to make an impression.
Yeah the "store bought" lovey dovey stuff is def. not the way to make an impression.
Got one chick that wants me to take her out for V-day. All I want to do is bang her, so I better be gettin' some if I'm going to be putting this much effort into this..
Had another one say, "What about me" when I mentioned the other chick and valentines day.
Damn, I think I could bang both of them! Maybe I should set up an am and pm schedule and try to pull both of them.
Had another one say, "What about me" when I mentioned the other chick and valentines day.
Damn, I think I could bang both of them! Maybe I should set up an am and pm schedule and try to pull both of them.