"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Valentines Day

Rollo Tomassi

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Valentines Day 2004:

After a day at work Rollo confidently strides up to the front door of the home HE owns and fiddles for the key in his jacket pocket only to have Mrs. Tomassi open the door for him in little more than a sheer pink neglige, hip high stockings and holding two dry martinins. "Our daughter is with grandma for the evening, happy Valentines Day!" she says as she closes the door behind him.

Later that evening after the mind-bending sex, Rollo says, "That was great, now how about I take you out for an expensive meal now." "If you want to,.." is Mrs. Tomassi's reply.

Valentines Day 2005: ?


You know, Valentines Day is supposed to be a celebration of love for both parties involved. Where's the equitability? Heheheh,..
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Panda 2000

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Valentines Day? What's that? I prefer Talk Like A Pirate Day.
 

Climax

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lol...

Originally posted by Rollo Tomassi
Valentines Day 2004:

After a day at work Rollo confidently strides up to the front door of the home HE owns and fiddles for the key in his jacket pocket only to have Mrs. Tomassi open the door for him in little more than a sheer pink neglige, hip high stockings and holding two dry martinins. "Our daughter is with grandma for the evening, happy Valentines Day!" she says as she closes the door behind him.

Later that evening after the mind-bending sex, Rollo says, "That was great, now how about I take you out for an expensive meal now." "If you want to,.." is Mrs. Tomassi's reply.

Valentines Day 2005: ?


You know, Valentines Day is supposed to be a celebration of love for both parties involved. Where's the equitability? Heheheh,..

:p lol:D ... well lets just hope that this year Mrs Tomassi is in a better mood:D


Laterz...
 

stevey_2000

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what i usually do is go out for a meal, get a bottle of wine/champagne, go back to my place, get pissed and sh@g her brains out!

that's what i did for the last few valentines days!
 

Climax

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An idea...

Originally posted by stevey_2000
what i usually do is go out for a meal, get a bottle of wine/champagne, go back to my place, get pissed and sh@g her brains out!

that's what i did for the last few valentines days!

It works, yes, but it gets boring doing the same thing year after year... why not try make a change? maybe do something else besides for going out for a meal etc? As much as the both of you enjoy the meal, house, sh@g thing, a change wont hurt;)


Laterz...
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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OzyBoy

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Originally posted by stevey_2000
what i usually do is go out for a meal, get a bottle of wine/champagne, go back to my place, get pissed and sh@g her brains out!

that's what i did for the last few valentines days!
Sounds like a good idea but i might leave it this year. :)
 
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