"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Valentines Day

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Rollo Tomassi

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Valentines Day 2004:

After a day at work Rollo confidently strides up to the front door of the home HE owns and fiddles for the key in his jacket pocket only to have Mrs. Tomassi open the door for him in little more than a sheer pink neglige, hip high stockings and holding two dry martinins. "Our daughter is with grandma for the evening, happy Valentines Day!" she says as she closes the door behind him.

Later that evening after the mind-bending sex, Rollo says, "That was great, now how about I take you out for an expensive meal now." "If you want to,.." is Mrs. Tomassi's reply.

Valentines Day 2005: ?


You know, Valentines Day is supposed to be a celebration of love for both parties involved. Where's the equitability? Heheheh,..
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Panda 2000

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Valentines Day? What's that? I prefer Talk Like A Pirate Day.
 
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lol...

Originally posted by Rollo Tomassi
Valentines Day 2004:

After a day at work Rollo confidently strides up to the front door of the home HE owns and fiddles for the key in his jacket pocket only to have Mrs. Tomassi open the door for him in little more than a sheer pink neglige, hip high stockings and holding two dry martinins. "Our daughter is with grandma for the evening, happy Valentines Day!" she says as she closes the door behind him.

Later that evening after the mind-bending sex, Rollo says, "That was great, now how about I take you out for an expensive meal now." "If you want to,.." is Mrs. Tomassi's reply.

Valentines Day 2005: ?


You know, Valentines Day is supposed to be a celebration of love for both parties involved. Where's the equitability? Heheheh,..
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:p lol:D ... well lets just hope that this year Mrs Tomassi is in a better mood:D


Laterz...
 
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what i usually do is go out for a meal, get a bottle of wine/champagne, go back to my place, get pissed and sh@g her brains out!

that's what i did for the last few valentines days!
 
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An idea...

Originally posted by stevey_2000
what i usually do is go out for a meal, get a bottle of wine/champagne, go back to my place, get pissed and sh@g her brains out!

that's what i did for the last few valentines days!
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It works, yes, but it gets boring doing the same thing year after year... why not try make a change? maybe do something else besides for going out for a meal etc? As much as the both of you enjoy the meal, house, sh@g thing, a change wont hurt;)


Laterz...
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Originally posted by stevey_2000
what i usually do is go out for a meal, get a bottle of wine/champagne, go back to my place, get pissed and sh@g her brains out!

that's what i did for the last few valentines days!
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Sounds like a good idea but i might leave it this year. :)
 
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