"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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valentines day

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Love's Orphan

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I love it. I saved some money last year.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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didn't know if i could pull it off until i could find someone to babysit our son for 4 days but i'm going to surprise my wife with a trip to maui on Monday. I figure on tuesday she would be expecting it, so i want to get it in a day early.

as you get older you start to appreciate valentines day for what it is. I ask a ****load from my wife and she does it all with no questions asked with a smile on her face. doesn't ask for anything in return but my love and my commitment to her. That woman is truly devoted to me and our family and I love her for it. so valentines day is all about her. It's not even about the money as much as it is just doing something 1000% for her and no one else.



lol when i was single i used to to go the jazz bars on valentines day alone. you are pretty much guaranteed to get laid by some bar fly who needs some VD lovin, it's kinda like the Christmas thing when people want to be with someone.

Should a DJ buy his girlfriend anything for valentines day?
GF yes. a regular plate or girl you have just went on a few dates with no.

In fact, I'm glad you brought that up. lesson to all you DJs out there who have more than one plate.

at some point, a girl is going to ask you what you did for Valentines day. The worst thing you can do is give her an answer. Because uo can't win. If you spent it with another girl you are a scumbag. If you didn't, you are a loser. just tell her not to worry about it and leave it at that regardless of how hard she presses. I don't care if you sat home and jacked off all night
 

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Dennys :D
 

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I had a date for it until she canceled earlier today. I'm not going to bother responding before tomorrow and if she doesn't come back then I know of a few other girls who may get the spot instead.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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so I call myself slick and really tried to surprise my wife with the trip to hawaii, so I went through the labor of printing out an envelope and i put the tickets in the mailbox with the mail. even put a little postage stamp on it.

when she got home I wasn't there. I was expecting you know this call from her all excited or what not, didn't come. okay so i walk through the door and she is acting pretty normal. I'm like okay.. hey did you check the mail. yeah i checked it, you didn't get anything lol I'm like humm... you sure you checked the mail. she said yeah i checked it. long story short she thought it was junk mail and didn't bother opening it and threw it away lol. so i had to dig through the trash and get it out and give her the tickets. anyway she's very happy, just didn't go how i planned lol.
 

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tomorrow is where women, who are single, are probably at their most vulnerable.

get your cell phones readdy!
 

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fvckin pumped for v-day. hittin the town with my wingman and we're gonna bring some girls home :rockon:

Couldn't be the most obvious "I'm single and need to get laid" day for women!
 

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We're going to a concert, but it's purely coincidental that one of my favorite bands is playing tonight. I told her that I think V-day is horse5hit, and not to get me anything.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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ChalengeGuyFan

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backbreaker said:
so I call myself slick and really tried to surprise my wife with the trip to hawaii, so I went through the labor of printing out an envelope and i put the tickets in the mailbox with the mail. even put a little postage stamp on it.

when she got home I wasn't there. I was expecting you know this call from her all excited or what not, didn't come. okay so i walk through the door and she is acting pretty normal. I'm like okay.. hey did you check the mail. yeah i checked it, you didn't get anything lol I'm like humm... you sure you checked the mail. she said yeah i checked it. long story short she thought it was junk mail and didn't bother opening it and threw it away lol. so i had to dig through the trash and get it out and give her the tickets. anyway she's very happy, just didn't go how i planned lol.
Hahahaha!
That was so awesome!
 

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LOL i had a date at the last minute!!!!!!!!! took her home and kissed her. I think I will close the deal on the next day!!!! ....you must be sitting at home, watching porn and jerking off hahahahah
 

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i saw something this morning on facebook about valentine's day:

" So today I was in Hallmark buying my mom a Happy Birthday card when I noticed this old man stnding in front of the Valentines card section contemplating which one to get. I decide to go over and I ask him “Are you getting a Valentine’s Day for your wife?” in which he replies 'No my wife died 3 years ago from breast cancer but I still buy her roses and a card and bring them to her grave to prove to her that she was the only one that will ever have my heart' "

what do you guys think about that old man ? DJ ? AFC ? just desperate ? :)
 

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TheMale said:
i saw something this morning on facebook about valentine's day:

" So today I was in Hallmark buying my mom a Happy Birthday card when I noticed this old man stnding in front of the Valentines card section contemplating which one to get. I decide to go over and I ask him “Are you getting a Valentine’s Day for your wife?” in which he replies 'No my wife died 3 years ago from breast cancer but I still buy her roses and a card and bring them to her grave to prove to her that she was the only one that will ever have my heart' "

what do you guys think about that old man ? DJ ? AFC ? just desperate ? :)
I think it's nice. They don't make MEN like that anymore.
 

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backbreaker said:
so I call myself slick and really tried to surprise my wife with the trip to hawaii, so I went through the labor of printing out an envelope and i put the tickets in the mailbox with the mail. even put a little postage stamp on it.

when she got home I wasn't there. I was expecting you know this call from her all excited or what not, didn't come. okay so i walk through the door and she is acting pretty normal. I'm like okay.. hey did you check the mail. yeah i checked it, you didn't get anything lol I'm like humm... you sure you checked the mail. she said yeah i checked it. long story short she thought it was junk mail and didn't bother opening it and threw it away lol. so i had to dig through the trash and get it out and give her the tickets. anyway she's very happy, just didn't go how i planned lol.
lol... "never dig through the trash can... you may never find what you'd looling for...."
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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