"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Valentine's Day sex toy presents and what are you getting your significant other?

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What is everybody getting their girlfriend or spouse for V-Day?

I'm getting my girlfriend a bunch of sex toys for use that day (not sure which ones). She said that she wants some sex toys.

Last night, we went out to Spencers for some new sex toys and bought three pack vibrating c0ck rings, arm and leg restraints for the bed, and a pair of handcuffs.

I am still trying to figure out what to get her for V-day. I saw some vibrators and other things, but I would like some of the guys that have experience to tell me some good things to liven up an already amazing sex life.

So two questions,
  • what are you getting your significant other?
  • What would be a good sex toy to get my girlfriend for V-Day?
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"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Play the Game

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Too bad they don't make 2 inch vibrators. I keed.. I keed.

Anyone see that KY valentine's commercial? Nothing says happy valentine's day like some lube. That's corporate greed crossing the bounds of decency.
 

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Play the Game said:
Too bad they don't make 2 inch vibrators. I keed.. I keed.

Anyone see that KY valentine's commercial? Nothing says happy valentine's day like some lube. That's corporate greed crossing the bounds of decency.
HEY!!! Don't give me too much credit :crackup:

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I.A.F.Y.B.

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Honestly, I was just thinking about getting my GF a cd she has been wanting and maybe dinner. Hell, she use to work at a porn store 2 months ago. I think she has seen enough!

But, back to what would a good sex toy be.... You could get her a sexy blouse, lingerie, sex toy basket (like a gift basket but with sex toys!) I dunno its hard to say. Get her what you think is best.
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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I didn't buy anybody anything. Valentine's day should be dubbed singles awareness day.
 

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nismo-4 said:
I didn't buy anybody anything. Valentine's day should be dubbed singles awareness day.

Hahaha dude that's ****in hilarious. How true.
 

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I bought my right-hand some chocolates. It's been another good year :D
 

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sandman6991 said:
I bought my right-hand some chocolates. It's been another good year :D
haha, i guess ill be stuck doing my hand again tonight too while eating some chocolates
 

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For everyone else its Valentine's day for myself its thursday.

A holiday merit in stress for those who are AFC's and who are desperatly looking to buy an expensive gift and reservation for dinner in an expensive resturant in exchange for intimacy just so their girl...cough hhorrrr... cough will accept those gifts and allow them a limited access for her pvssy.

Valentine's day is like New Years day, its not a big deal to forgo New Years day if you have a life and party every week.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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DJDamage said:
For everyone else its Valentine's day for myself its thursday.

A holiday merit in stress for those who are AFC's and who are desperatly looking to buy an expensive gift and reservation for dinner in an expensive resturant in exchange for intimacy just so their girl...cough hhorrrr... cough will accept those gifts and allow them a limited access for her pvssy.

Valentine's day is like New Years day, its not a big deal to forgo New Years day if you have a life and party every week.
funny, then its just like every other week.

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valentine's day = THE MATRIX!

Valentine's day is nothing more than a day created for the AFCs. Nothing says AFC than a day in which you are pressured into buying women gifts and put them on a pedestal like if we didn't have enough of that in our society. I mean if men didn't already put women on a pedestal just about every other day of the year and women still get another day to wield their power over us.
 
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