"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Valentine's Day sex toy presents and what are you getting your significant other?

comic_relief

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What is everybody getting their girlfriend or spouse for V-Day?

I'm getting my girlfriend a bunch of sex toys for use that day (not sure which ones). She said that she wants some sex toys.

Last night, we went out to Spencers for some new sex toys and bought three pack vibrating c0ck rings, arm and leg restraints for the bed, and a pair of handcuffs.

I am still trying to figure out what to get her for V-day. I saw some vibrators and other things, but I would like some of the guys that have experience to tell me some good things to liven up an already amazing sex life.

So two questions,
  • what are you getting your significant other?
  • What would be a good sex toy to get my girlfriend for V-Day?
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"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Play the Game

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Too bad they don't make 2 inch vibrators. I keed.. I keed.

Anyone see that KY valentine's commercial? Nothing says happy valentine's day like some lube. That's corporate greed crossing the bounds of decency.
 

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Play the Game said:
Too bad they don't make 2 inch vibrators. I keed.. I keed.

Anyone see that KY valentine's commercial? Nothing says happy valentine's day like some lube. That's corporate greed crossing the bounds of decency.
HEY!!! Don't give me too much credit :crackup:

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I.A.F.Y.B.

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Honestly, I was just thinking about getting my GF a cd she has been wanting and maybe dinner. Hell, she use to work at a porn store 2 months ago. I think she has seen enough!

But, back to what would a good sex toy be.... You could get her a sexy blouse, lingerie, sex toy basket (like a gift basket but with sex toys!) I dunno its hard to say. Get her what you think is best.
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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I didn't buy anybody anything. Valentine's day should be dubbed singles awareness day.
 

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nismo-4 said:
I didn't buy anybody anything. Valentine's day should be dubbed singles awareness day.

Hahaha dude that's ****in hilarious. How true.
 

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I bought my right-hand some chocolates. It's been another good year :D
 

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sandman6991 said:
I bought my right-hand some chocolates. It's been another good year :D
haha, i guess ill be stuck doing my hand again tonight too while eating some chocolates
 

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For everyone else its Valentine's day for myself its thursday.

A holiday merit in stress for those who are AFC's and who are desperatly looking to buy an expensive gift and reservation for dinner in an expensive resturant in exchange for intimacy just so their girl...cough hhorrrr... cough will accept those gifts and allow them a limited access for her pvssy.

Valentine's day is like New Years day, its not a big deal to forgo New Years day if you have a life and party every week.
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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DJDamage said:
For everyone else its Valentine's day for myself its thursday.

A holiday merit in stress for those who are AFC's and who are desperatly looking to buy an expensive gift and reservation for dinner in an expensive resturant in exchange for intimacy just so their girl...cough hhorrrr... cough will accept those gifts and allow them a limited access for her pvssy.

Valentine's day is like New Years day, its not a big deal to forgo New Years day if you have a life and party every week.
funny, then its just like every other week.

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valentine's day = THE MATRIX!

Valentine's day is nothing more than a day created for the AFCs. Nothing says AFC than a day in which you are pressured into buying women gifts and put them on a pedestal like if we didn't have enough of that in our society. I mean if men didn't already put women on a pedestal just about every other day of the year and women still get another day to wield their power over us.
 
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