"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Valentine's Day sex toy presents and what are you getting your significant other?

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What is everybody getting their girlfriend or spouse for V-Day?

I'm getting my girlfriend a bunch of sex toys for use that day (not sure which ones). She said that she wants some sex toys.

Last night, we went out to Spencers for some new sex toys and bought three pack vibrating c0ck rings, arm and leg restraints for the bed, and a pair of handcuffs.

I am still trying to figure out what to get her for V-day. I saw some vibrators and other things, but I would like some of the guys that have experience to tell me some good things to liven up an already amazing sex life.

So two questions,
  • what are you getting your significant other?
  • What would be a good sex toy to get my girlfriend for V-Day?
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"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Play the Game

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Too bad they don't make 2 inch vibrators. I keed.. I keed.

Anyone see that KY valentine's commercial? Nothing says happy valentine's day like some lube. That's corporate greed crossing the bounds of decency.
 

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Play the Game said:
Too bad they don't make 2 inch vibrators. I keed.. I keed.

Anyone see that KY valentine's commercial? Nothing says happy valentine's day like some lube. That's corporate greed crossing the bounds of decency.
HEY!!! Don't give me too much credit :crackup:

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Honestly, I was just thinking about getting my GF a cd she has been wanting and maybe dinner. Hell, she use to work at a porn store 2 months ago. I think she has seen enough!

But, back to what would a good sex toy be.... You could get her a sexy blouse, lingerie, sex toy basket (like a gift basket but with sex toys!) I dunno its hard to say. Get her what you think is best.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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I didn't buy anybody anything. Valentine's day should be dubbed singles awareness day.
 

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nismo-4 said:
I didn't buy anybody anything. Valentine's day should be dubbed singles awareness day.

Hahaha dude that's ****in hilarious. How true.
 

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I bought my right-hand some chocolates. It's been another good year :D
 

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sandman6991 said:
I bought my right-hand some chocolates. It's been another good year :D
haha, i guess ill be stuck doing my hand again tonight too while eating some chocolates
 

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For everyone else its Valentine's day for myself its thursday.

A holiday merit in stress for those who are AFC's and who are desperatly looking to buy an expensive gift and reservation for dinner in an expensive resturant in exchange for intimacy just so their girl...cough hhorrrr... cough will accept those gifts and allow them a limited access for her pvssy.

Valentine's day is like New Years day, its not a big deal to forgo New Years day if you have a life and party every week.
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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DJDamage said:
For everyone else its Valentine's day for myself its thursday.

A holiday merit in stress for those who are AFC's and who are desperatly looking to buy an expensive gift and reservation for dinner in an expensive resturant in exchange for intimacy just so their girl...cough hhorrrr... cough will accept those gifts and allow them a limited access for her pvssy.

Valentine's day is like New Years day, its not a big deal to forgo New Years day if you have a life and party every week.
funny, then its just like every other week.

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valentine's day = THE MATRIX!

Valentine's day is nothing more than a day created for the AFCs. Nothing says AFC than a day in which you are pressured into buying women gifts and put them on a pedestal like if we didn't have enough of that in our society. I mean if men didn't already put women on a pedestal just about every other day of the year and women still get another day to wield their power over us.
 
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