"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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V Smell to Detect Cheating Woman

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Adding my two pences...

I've got to say that 2 girls that I've f*cked in the recent times, which were ISO9000 recognized sluts, had the worst smelling pus!es I have ever f*cked...

In my entire god damned life!!

I've had girls with funky smells, but those b!tches were in another level.

I have no scientific article or proof to back me up on this, and I may have also f*cked girls who may have been total carousel riders, but I guarantee you. These 2 were nothing like I have ever seen before. I can't even descbribe it

Point is. This thread do make a little bit of sense! :up:
 
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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If this is true then I might never have been cheated on. every pvssy I've had has always smelled so fresh and so clean clean.
 

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Dear Lefty,
Collossus' input was most valuable.... I think all these experiences beg a Question...How can you tell them?...How can it be improved...I once walked away from a relationship over this LOL.
 

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Yikes! I have experience "the funk"!

I dismissed this when I first read the thread... "glad that doesn't happen to me!"

Then I remembered so-and-so and thought about it more.

It is a noxious smell, like normal vag + dude's armpit + road kill.
:eek:

And the situation in that case lends credit to the idea. It got me thinking of other encounters where my head was steered clear of the disaster area. ATROCIOUS funk on my stick afterwards. And it was condom-less sex... double-oops on my part! I think "condom-less" is the crucial part. A condom would keep in the schmegma and not let it be deposited inside.

See, normal vag stank is "washed away" when the girl's juices start flowing. That normal, end-of-the-day "ripe" smell is NOT what we are discussing here.
There is normal funk, then there is a smell like wiping a carp which has laid on the shore for a couple days on your armpit and saying "lick it before you stick it".

Not the same. : puke : It stands to reason: someone mentioned a smelly, wrinkly troll between their legs. Although I pride myself on keeping my zone suckable, I know other dudes don't care nearly as much. All that ball cheese rubbing against a sensitive ecosystem is bound to start some fermentation! It would surely interfere with the biome.
vag + kim chi + blue cheese?
:dryheave:


Hmm... I'll keep my eyes, er... nose, open in the future. Thanks for the insight, logicallefty.
 

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Vulpine said:
I dismissed this when I first read the thread... "glad that doesn't happen to me!"

Then I remembered so-and-so and thought about it more.

It is a noxious smell, like normal vag + dude's armpit + road kill.
:eek:
Exactly, yes. That would describe it.

Vulpine said:
See, normal vag stank is "washed away" when the girl's juices start flowing. That normal, end-of-the-day "ripe" smell is NOT what we are discussing here.
There is normal funk, then there is a smell like wiping a carp which has laid on the shore for a couple days on your armpit and saying "lick it before you stick it".
Right again!

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Not the same. : puke : It stands to reason: someone mentioned a smelly, wrinkly troll between their legs. Although I pride myself on keeping my zone suckable, I know other dudes don't care nearly as much. All that ball cheese rubbing against a sensitive ecosystem is bound to start some fermentation! It would surely interfere with the biome.
vag + kim chi + blue cheese?
:dryheave:

I once had to shower twice after it because I had showered and was sitting in a meeting at work and could smell it through my own cloths after ONE shower. The second one took care of it.

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Hmm... I'll keep my eyes, er... nose, open in the future. Thanks for the insight, logicallefty.
You are very welcome Sir. I took a little slack for this subject originally but I know it's very relevant to the subject of cheating women. Like I said originally and others have said, it's not a 100% smoking gun of cheating, but I think we can all agree that it can be factored in as at least circumstantial evidence.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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logicallefty said:
I took a little slack
The word you meant to use is "flak", left over from WWII pilots taking anti-aircraft fire, or " fire from the flak guns". Those AA's would launch rounds that exploded and broadcast large amounts of shrapnel to shred and cripple planes and their occupants. Hence the need for a "flak" jacket. A flak jacket protects you from the shrapnel associated with the AA guns.

"logicallefty took so much flak for his stinky vag post that he should have wore a flak jacket"

See also: Flaktürme, or Flak Towers, in Germany. Hitler's Castles! Military genius on his part, check out the wiki link!

Sorry for correcting you, lefty. I'm left-handed and would also juxtapose "cut me some slack" with "taking flak".

logicallefty said:
Like I said originally and others have said, it's not a 100% smoking gun of cheating, but I think we can all agree that it can be factored in as at least circumstantial evidence.
Nah, don't downplay the importance... I think you are spot on. glass half full is +1, too. "Cheating" not necessarily, taking several unprotected cøcks and associated loads? Definitely. Taking multiple dirty wangs isn't cheating, per se. I mean, when you smell it, you aren't likely committed, and wouldn't be likely to after smelling a true cüm dumpster. But being a committed relationship, then suddenly smelling that, without a doubt, and without another thought: next.

You gotta trust your gut, and it would be doing cartwheels trying to tell you to never smell that again: NEXT!

Very valuable insight, indeed. Take note, folks.
 
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Vulpine said:
Sorry for correcting you, lefty. I'm left-handed and would also juxtapose "cut me some slack" with "taking flak".

No worries! lol
 

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:crackup: I hate it when the pinky get stinky! :crackup:
 

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I know my ex wife's smelled different if we'd had sex in the 3 days before or hadn't.... When I smelled it and I hadn't been there...... that was the start of the end. She said "You have a vivid imagination" but we were in marriage C. at the time.... for other reasons
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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