"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Using the bathroom alot

HandyAndy

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Okay, if your currently eating a meal, stop reading. If not, continue please :)

Just recently (a few weeks ago) Ive started to use the bathroom alot, I used to be average and take 1-2 dumps everyday or every couple of days. Now, I take no less than 2-3 a day. There was one day (get ready!) I TOOK 5 SH*TS...! Oh yeah and theyre very soft stools too, id rather not go into details :p

Lol, sorry its a wierd problem, maybe I have IBS? I asked this on BB.com but everyone on there is a tool, sosuave ftw.
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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simon

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Sounds like a food intolerance. Have you been eating certain foods every day?
 

Caferacer

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Too much fiber, too much protein, or a little bit of both.
 

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Are you taking any Creatine products?
 

HandyAndy

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Nope, I actually stopped taking my protein powder too since I'm not working out, but I am getting my protein from daily meals.

Simon, I dont eat a certain food everyday, and I dont recall what I ate thats causing this
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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