"The Kiss of Death Mistake"

You replay the conversation at 2 a.m. She texted back fast yesterday. Today, nothing. Was that smile friendly or flirty? What did the shoulder touch mean?

Every hour you spend decoding her signals drains your confidence and hands her the controls. Women can sense that insecurity from across the room — and it repels them.

One of the "22 Rules" kills the obsession on the spot: assume she likes you, and act accordingly. Sounds too simple. Works anyway.

Her interest tends to rise to meet your expectations. Psychologists call it a self-fulfilling prophecy.

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Using the bathroom alot

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Okay, if your currently eating a meal, stop reading. If not, continue please :)

Just recently (a few weeks ago) Ive started to use the bathroom alot, I used to be average and take 1-2 dumps everyday or every couple of days. Now, I take no less than 2-3 a day. There was one day (get ready!) I TOOK 5 SH*TS...! Oh yeah and theyre very soft stools too, id rather not go into details :p

Lol, sorry its a wierd problem, maybe I have IBS? I asked this on BB.com but everyone on there is a tool, sosuave ftw.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Sounds like a food intolerance. Have you been eating certain foods every day?
 
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Too much fiber, too much protein, or a little bit of both.
 
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Are you taking any Creatine products?
 
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Nope, I actually stopped taking my protein powder too since I'm not working out, but I am getting my protein from daily meals.

Simon, I dont eat a certain food everyday, and I dont recall what I ate thats causing this
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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