"The Kiss of Death Mistake"

You replay the conversation at 2 a.m. She texted back fast yesterday. Today, nothing. Was that smile friendly or flirty? What did the shoulder touch mean?

Every hour you spend decoding her signals drains your confidence and hands her the controls. Women can sense that insecurity from across the room — and it repels them.

One of the "22 Rules" kills the obsession on the spot: assume she likes you, and act accordingly. Sounds too simple. Works anyway.

Her interest tends to rise to meet your expectations. Psychologists call it a self-fulfilling prophecy.

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Doggystyle

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I'm always curious about other peoples user names when I'm reading there posts and where they where derived from.
Mine is because it's my favourite position...obviously! But I was also listening to a snoop dogg album when I was signing up, so it popped into my head.
Would be interested to hear the story behind everyone elses, i'm sure there are some more interesting stories than my boring one anyway!
I read some names and think "what the **** did that name come from!"
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Taviii

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My names is Octavian so my friends call me Tavi, but when I first had contact with the internet, mostly mirc at internet caffes it was always taken so I added a couple of i at the end of the name :p
 

S1NN3R

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When I was in 7th grade, I got caught by a priest making out with a girl from my class in the girl's bathroom. He thought a good punishment would be to drag me out in front of the entire cafeteria and try to embarass me by scolding me there. He kept calling me a sinner and saying that I was "walking in the shadow of the devil". Naturally, I wasn't embarassed, I was proud as a peacock, I just made out with Kalynne Angelopoulos! One of the hottest 7th graders ever! And now the whole school knew! Rock! :D

The next day, my friend's were all giving me a ribbing calling me Shadow or Sinner, and it just kinda stuck. Permanently. Even my motorcycle racing leathers said Shadow on the back of them.

And I threw the 1 and 3 in because "SINNER" as a license place was taken, but "S1NN3R" wasn't.
 

seanchai

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Seanchai is the Irish word for storyteller. I'd like to be an incredible storyteller as part of my life goal of 100% positive interactions. A girl told me I tell really good stories this week, which I think is one of the best compliments one can get. Plus it's a cool word. Shawn-uh-kee.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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MrS

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"Kalynne Angelopoulos", sounds distinctly Greek.
Way to go with the fellow mediterraneans.
Mine is MrSmall, but to protect my precious identity, I put it as MrS here. My brother calls me Small since he's olde,r and it just stuck. Almost everyone, in real life, calls me small.
 

The_flying_dutchman

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<--------- I'm dutch, and I can fly :rockon:
 

S1NN3R

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MrS said:
"Kalynne Angelopoulos", sounds distinctly Greek.
Way to go with the fellow mediterraneans.
Yeah, gotta dig the Greek girls. She's in Cali now but we still keep it touch every so often. She's a supa-hottie now. :D
 

mltpl_rndmns1

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mltpl_rndmns1....... coz i m as random and varied as u can think of. plus adding multiple to it makes it more random. so there ya go.....
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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MrS

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I'd hit it!
Gotta dig us mediterranean types :)
Speaking of which, I need a tan.
 

TheLazy

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Im just a really lazy person about most things im not very interested in.

But when it comes to Gym lol.... i'd go everyday if my body could handle it.
 

Fender

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Fender- Best guitar brand...ever!!!

Wierd, cuz I don't actually OWN a fender guitar, but what the heck. Doesn't stop me from loving em'
 

djtdot

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dj = DJ doh
tdot = toronto :p
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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KarmaSutra

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Mine comes from two places.#1 My favorite CAO cigar is the KarmaSutra Splash mango infused robusto.

#2 I've mentally mapped the Kama Sutra and I'm extremely proficient with it's positions.
 

sexy_kuta

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sexy kuta -

sexy dog in punjabi(my language)
 

chickenlegs03

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haha, cool thread

anyway, my username is from back some years ago when i was younger, my little sister would make fun of me for being too skinny. other kids at school would also. they called me "chicken legs" because my legs were thin like that. i've been a toothpick practically my whole life. but hey, i'm bulking now, and i'll probably be 'elephant legs' in a year or so.
 
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My name used to be Dead_Skin_Mask13 I think and I got banned and so I came back with Dimebag_Darrell because he's my favorite guitarist and now that he passed away I feel honored to carry his name as my s/n

My real name is Rigo
 

blinkwatt

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blinkwatt is from two thoughts,blink-182 my favorite band growing up, and watt was the first word that popped into my mind creating an user id.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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