Why "Whatever You Want" Keeps You Single

She says the movie looks dumb; you suddenly agree. She tests you with a little attitude; you apologize for nothing.

You think you're being easy to get along with. She reads something else entirely: a man with no edges. Nothing to hold on to. No friction, no tension, no reason to wonder what he really thinks.

The "22 Rules" taught me to push back — playfully, calmly, without needing her approval. Strange things happened after that.

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Vulpine

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Mine is my first 7 tile scrabble play from when I was 13: vulpine

w0oT! 50 bonus points beeyotch!

My mother was pissed because I seriously stomped her azz that game (first time ever). So, she ran around for days calling me "Mr. Vulpine". There are worse things to be called.

http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/vulpine

Lupine: Wolves (canis lupus)
Vulpine: Foxes (canis vulpes)
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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I did a google on your name months back, the most interesting definition I found was along the lines of a cunning attitude.

I chose stackthestyles because I like to change my game, I love stacking routines(misinterpretations baby), and I want to assist in the development of a Universal theory.
 

Taker

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My first girlfriend was a horny little drama queen. The night we lost our virginity she said "I wanna be yours, TAKE ME!!" as a joke, but it kinda stuck in my mind.
 

ShizamDaMan

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Taker said:
My first girlfriend was a horny little drama queen. The night we lost our virginity she said "I wanna be yours, TAKE ME!!" as a joke, but it kinda stuck in my mind.
Haha, very nice.

They call me Shizam cause when it comes to the ladies, I make all their dreams come true!








Ugh, what a bad joke. Make myself puke. Shizam is what my friends call me sometimes, and since junior year of high school people routinely call me "smooth" and "pimp," so I figure I'm Da Man, right? :)
 

PRMoon

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Mine has multiple meanings.
PRMoon is my name condensed
My fathers name is Pierre and often times my grand mother would call me by his name and I would correct her but many times said "I prefer PR"
My lifetime career goal is to wor public relations for MGM/Mirage. One of the largest casino companies in the world.:up:
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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djbr

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djbr: DJ from Brazil!

later I discovered that I will never call myself a DJ... I don't want to reach the end -- there's always room for improvement!

but the name goes on, heh! :)
 

Doggystyle

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Come on guys, I want to know what all your usernames mean!
 
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I've posted under a few names on this site.

Boner da Stoner: Used to be nick name in real life. Boner da loner... as well. I got the name in grade 3 and it stuck... took me until this month last year to remember the person who gave me the name so many years ago. This site helped me fight the desire to hold onto the past and to hold onto my name... My new years resolution was to deny the name... my first resolution EVER to stick.

Ethnomethodologist: Bjerte and Dr. Beard were my inspiration. Two resident trolls that told awesome stories, and had people eating out of their hands. They earned instant respect because of how outlandish they were. On some searches for trolling strategies I found a study about ethnomethodology. The concept stuck firmly in my head. I had a great two months in my life challenging everybody. I had so many odd routines and techniques that I made up in life, and with all of my positive energy I managed to close every night I tried except for one that a suicide ruined for me.

flippinfreak: Exemplified exactly how I felt in my life at the time. People call me weird, strange, and a freak all the time. I grew up as a pimple faced loser with no social life except that which I was invited to, it died when I began to smoke weed, but I was crazy back than... flippin was my lifestyle, capoeria, break dancing, parkour... I started my consultation firm under the name OddJobs...

stackthestyles: Literal translation. I want to stack the styles. At the current moment, my name is a lie, and the concept is borderline KBJ.
 

Vulpine

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I thought "Rocko" was from the Jerky Boys prank calls.

"My dentist's name is... Rocko." "I woke up wif my pants unzipped and my mouf was dripping blood."
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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I love Hyori Lee

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Stackthestyles said:
I've posted under a few names on this site.

Boner da Stoner: Used to be nick name in real life. Boner da loner... as well. I got the name in grade 3 and it stuck... took me until this month last year to remember the person who gave me the name so many years ago. This site helped me fight the desire to hold onto the past and to hold onto my name... My new years resolution was to deny the name... my first resolution EVER to stick.

Ethnomethodologist: Bjerte and Dr. Beard were my inspiration. Two resident trolls that told awesome stories, and had people eating out of their hands. They earned instant respect because of how outlandish they were. On some searches for trolling strategies I found a study about ethnomethodology. The concept stuck firmly in my head. I had a great two months in my life challenging everybody. I had so many odd routines and techniques that I made up in life, and with all of my positive energy I managed to close every night I tried except for one that a suicide ruined for me.

flippinfreak: Exemplified exactly how I felt in my life at the time. People call me weird, strange, and a freak all the time. I grew up as a pimple faced loser with no social life except that which I was invited to, it died when I began to smoke weed, but I was crazy back than... flippin was my lifestyle, capoeria, break dancing, parkour... I started my consultation firm under the name OddJobs...

stackthestyles: Literal translation. I want to stack the styles. At the current moment, my name is a lie, and the concept is borderline KBJ.

Ha ha! I knew it. Man, I may be an AFC, but I'm a smart guy. I knew all the tells that you were flippinfreak.

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You can stop trolling Flippin Freak.

It's obvious that Flippin Freak was doing bumps all over the page and you're doing the same thing right now!

And isn't it funny that StacktheStyles registered on the very same day that Flippin Freak ended his trolling streak.


That sounds like the words of a Key Board Jockey.

Get off Flippin Freak!

As of now, you are averaging 13.61 posts per day. Let's see that number increase. Get off troll.

As of today, June 5, 2006, you have put up 35 posts in one day.

And isn't it funny that StacktheStyles bumped a thread by FlippinFreak for no apparent reason?

http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthr...077#post940077

(shakes head)
 

crumpiteer

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i invented this name based on the English slang, which describe women as "Crumpits", which is a kind of bread, i heard...so, i coined the name "crumpiteer" to mean someone who likes crumpits, is an expert in crumpits, who's goal is crumpits, who's mission is to get crumpits, who's badge of honour is the crumpit...it's the DJ version of a musketeer in the context of 'crumpits'...
 

crumpiteer

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I love Hyori Lee said:
Mine is named after a singer.

Go to google.com

Type in Hyori Lee

She's hot.
그래요...나도 이효리를 좋아한다..:crazy:
 

Zeal

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Just look up "Zeal" at dictionary.com or something and bam, there you go.

zeal Pronunciation (zl)
n.
Enthusiastic devotion to a cause, ideal, or goal and tireless diligence in its furtherance.

It sounds cool and it fits my current situation.
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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T Square

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T Square - A reference to my occupation...I'm an architect.

Architects used to use T Squares to draw straight lines back in the day. Now they use computers or parallel rulers, though.
 

PumpNightmare

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I love Pump It Up. I play nightmare mode a lot. Pump+nightmare=PumpNightmare. :) I have another name I use on the internet, but for this site particularly, I wanted something to seperate myself from that name.
 

comic_relief

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I had two user names.

BaseballDJ - some of the older members might remember that name. I used to play a lot of baseball, but this year quit after nine years because of some coaches.

Then I changed it to Comic_Relief because my one friend found my user name, but not the site. I quickly changed my name to this. And it has not changed since then.

comic_relief
 

typical

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Well I've been called a "typical jerk" tonnes of times by tonnes of people so it made sense to have typical as a user name.
 

Nobody

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I am a... I'll create a new one when I become Somebody.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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