"The Kiss of Death Mistake"

You replay the conversation at 2 a.m. She texted back fast yesterday. Today, nothing. Was that smile friendly or flirty? What did the shoulder touch mean?

Every hour you spend decoding her signals drains your confidence and hands her the controls. Women can sense that insecurity from across the room — and it repels them.

One of the "22 Rules" kills the obsession on the spot: assume she likes you, and act accordingly. Sounds too simple. Works anyway.

Her interest tends to rise to meet your expectations. Psychologists call it a self-fulfilling prophecy.

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Use of "rolling eyes" face

ryan killa

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I am tired of this face! Yes, I am wasting my time posting this, but maybe not if its use lessens. I felt the need to post this after observing this crap improperly used for the MILLIONTH TIME!!

Example: squirrels: I think maybe its time for you to find a girl and settle down (here is the rolling eyes face).

The person replying to a post by squirrels rolls his eyes that its time to settle down? He's twenty five, maybe its not THAT BAD to settle down!!!


Moral: This face is way overused, and excessvely annoying
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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check_mate_kid_uk

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i was going to post a bunch of :rolleyes: but there is a limit on how many you cna send so i could not send them, just count yourself lucky!

:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:
 

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The face is used to denote sarcasm, and it's my favorite "expression".

Thanks for the Feedback.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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check_mate_kid_uk

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Originally posted by diablo
The face is used to denote sarcasm, and it's my favorite "expression".

Thanks for the Feedback.
oh i see, so heres an example

diablo your my hero:rolleyes:

:p
 

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its easier then calling you an idiot.

:rolleyes:
 

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This is quite possibly the stupidest thing Ive seen all year
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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nah Dr. Beards was pretty stupid

can't forget the checkmate's comments :eek: :D :p ;) :rolleyes: :cool::D
 

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Originally posted by ryan killa
LOL---Now that was proper use of the face!!!
oh man that was so witty using the smily when the OP said he didnt like it am i rite
 

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Originally posted by Evil-Rom
oh man that was so witty using the smily when the OP said he didnt like it am i rite
Goon?
 

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"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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