"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Use of "rolling eyes" face

ryan killa

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I am tired of this face! Yes, I am wasting my time posting this, but maybe not if its use lessens. I felt the need to post this after observing this crap improperly used for the MILLIONTH TIME!!

Example: squirrels: I think maybe its time for you to find a girl and settle down (here is the rolling eyes face).

The person replying to a post by squirrels rolls his eyes that its time to settle down? He's twenty five, maybe its not THAT BAD to settle down!!!


Moral: This face is way overused, and excessvely annoying
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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check_mate_kid_uk

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i was going to post a bunch of :rolleyes: but there is a limit on how many you cna send so i could not send them, just count yourself lucky!

:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:
 

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The face is used to denote sarcasm, and it's my favorite "expression".

Thanks for the Feedback.
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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check_mate_kid_uk

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Originally posted by diablo
The face is used to denote sarcasm, and it's my favorite "expression".

Thanks for the Feedback.
oh i see, so heres an example

diablo your my hero:rolleyes:

:p
 

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its easier then calling you an idiot.

:rolleyes:
 

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This is quite possibly the stupidest thing Ive seen all year
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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nah Dr. Beards was pretty stupid

can't forget the checkmate's comments :eek: :D :p ;) :rolleyes: :cool::D
 

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Originally posted by ryan killa
LOL---Now that was proper use of the face!!!
oh man that was so witty using the smily when the OP said he didnt like it am i rite
 

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Originally posted by Evil-Rom
oh man that was so witty using the smily when the OP said he didnt like it am i rite
Goon?
 

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"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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