"The Kiss of Death Mistake"

You replay the conversation at 2 a.m. She texted back fast yesterday. Today, nothing. Was that smile friendly or flirty? What did the shoulder touch mean?

Every hour you spend decoding her signals drains your confidence and hands her the controls. Women can sense that insecurity from across the room — and it repels them.

One of the "22 Rules" kills the obsession on the spot: assume she likes you, and act accordingly. Sounds too simple. Works anyway.

Her interest tends to rise to meet your expectations. Psychologists call it a self-fulfilling prophecy.

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Use of "rolling eyes" face

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I am tired of this face! Yes, I am wasting my time posting this, but maybe not if its use lessens. I felt the need to post this after observing this crap improperly used for the MILLIONTH TIME!!

Example: squirrels: I think maybe its time for you to find a girl and settle down (here is the rolling eyes face).

The person replying to a post by squirrels rolls his eyes that its time to settle down? He's twenty five, maybe its not THAT BAD to settle down!!!


Moral: This face is way overused, and excessvely annoying
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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i was going to post a bunch of :rolleyes: but there is a limit on how many you cna send so i could not send them, just count yourself lucky!

:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:
 
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The face is used to denote sarcasm, and it's my favorite "expression".

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"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Originally posted by diablo
The face is used to denote sarcasm, and it's my favorite "expression".

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oh i see, so heres an example

diablo your my hero:rolleyes:

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its easier then calling you an idiot.

:rolleyes:
 
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This is quite possibly the stupidest thing Ive seen all year
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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nah Dr. Beards was pretty stupid

can't forget the checkmate's comments :eek: :D :p ;) :rolleyes: :cool::D
 
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Originally posted by ryan killa
LOL---Now that was proper use of the face!!!
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oh man that was so witty using the smily when the OP said he didnt like it am i rite
 
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Originally posted by Evil-Rom
oh man that was so witty using the smily when the OP said he didnt like it am i rite
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Goon?
 
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"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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