"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Use of "rolling eyes" face

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I am tired of this face! Yes, I am wasting my time posting this, but maybe not if its use lessens. I felt the need to post this after observing this crap improperly used for the MILLIONTH TIME!!

Example: squirrels: I think maybe its time for you to find a girl and settle down (here is the rolling eyes face).

The person replying to a post by squirrels rolls his eyes that its time to settle down? He's twenty five, maybe its not THAT BAD to settle down!!!


Moral: This face is way overused, and excessvely annoying
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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i was going to post a bunch of :rolleyes: but there is a limit on how many you cna send so i could not send them, just count yourself lucky!

:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:
 
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The face is used to denote sarcasm, and it's my favorite "expression".

Thanks for the Feedback.
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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Originally posted by diablo
The face is used to denote sarcasm, and it's my favorite "expression".

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oh i see, so heres an example

diablo your my hero:rolleyes:

:p
 
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its easier then calling you an idiot.

:rolleyes:
 
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This is quite possibly the stupidest thing Ive seen all year
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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nah Dr. Beards was pretty stupid

can't forget the checkmate's comments :eek: :D :p ;) :rolleyes: :cool::D
 
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Originally posted by ryan killa
LOL---Now that was proper use of the face!!!
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oh man that was so witty using the smily when the OP said he didnt like it am i rite
 
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Originally posted by Evil-Rom
oh man that was so witty using the smily when the OP said he didnt like it am i rite
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Goon?
 
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"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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