"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Jay-X

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is it normal to p1ss lots of time in the morning? i usually have a HUGE need to urinate as soon as i wake up at 7am. then, at school i have to urinate again at 9am, at 11am and at 1pm, that is every 2 hours or even more.

i have lunch at around 2pm or so and after that, i p1ss a lot less... say, every 3 hours or even less

another strange thing is that i don't feel the need to drink until lunch... and i'm not just talking about water... the only thing i drink before lunch is a cup of milk. in the afternoon though, i drink lots and lots of milk and water...

is it normal? consider that before going to bed, i usually eat lots of protein food, like sausages, nuts, cheese and a liter of milk


thanks to everybody
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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Jimbo2k

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Would you even be able to breathe without this board ? :rolleyes:
 

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Originally posted by Jimbo2k
Would you even be able to breathe without this board ? :rolleyes:

thanks you solved my problem, man! other opinions?
 

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Originally posted by Jimbo2k
Would you even be able to breathe without this board ? :rolleyes:
no **** lol.

next thread is gonna be how many times a day he should take a dump
 

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Originally posted by C00L
no **** lol.

next thread is gonna be how many times a day he should take a dump

?! what's with this my question? i'm just asking if it's common to p1ss a lot more in the morning than after lunch
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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you could be well hydrated and thats why. its normal who cares. if your really worried it could be your kidneys and they are having problems but i highly doubt that. get some rest and forget about it
 

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Same here. I've been drinking hella water, as I workout 4X a week. Lately, it's been ruining my sleeping pattern because my body wakes me up at 5:30AM or even 7AM. :p
 

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hey guys.....i was wandering.....is it better to poo in the morning, afternoon or night!?







:rolleyes:
 

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Originally posted by Jay-X
before going to bed, i usually eat lots of protein food, like sausages, nuts, cheese and a liter of milk
You just solved your problem right there. A LITRE OF MILK??? Jesus man, you're lucky you don't wet the bed every night.

(For Americans, a litre is about 5 whole glasses)
 

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empty your tank before u have to go to bed , thats how i dont wake up because i have to use the bathroom....
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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I don't poo everday, I THINK I'M GOING TO DIE YESTERDAY!
 

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Originally posted by Morphiex
empty your tank before u have to go to bed , thats how i dont wake up because i have to use the bathroom....

it's not a big deal waking up early to go to the bathroom. i just find it unusual that i have to go to the bathroom like 5 times in a single morning, while in the afternoon and evening i go just every three hours or so
 

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its because you dont go potty before bed!
its all stored up from the night before.

theres nothing wrong with you, just try to release as much as you can before you go to sleep .
 

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Your body keeps breaking down the liquids while you're sleeping man. And you're also probably not going before bed, which isn't very healthy.
 

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shiiit, now I'M worried :(.

I only piss once a day and i thought i was drinking enough.

(that wasnt sarcasm btw, guess i need to double my liquid intake and mayb subtract the booze.)
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Originally posted by Chillisauce
shiiit, now I'M worried :(.

I only piss once a day and i thought i was drinking enough.

(that wasnt sarcasm btw, guess i need to double my liquid intake and mayb subtract the booze.)

once a day?!?! are you joking? even if you weren't drinking enough, you'd still be pissing at least 3-4 times a day... that is if you were thirsty 5 times a day or more...

i STRONGLY suggest that you get checked by a doctor:)
 

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When i do piss its a big one, i'v gotta see a doctor about my knee next week anyway so may as well ask him about this too. I bet i'm just not drinking enough though.
 

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HEY GUYS!!!

I got a REALLY IMPORTANT QUESTION HERE!!!!!!!!!!

okey, here it goes. Is it okay for me to breath!!!???????? Like seriously guys, I don't know if I should breath or not!!




:rolleyes:
 

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Originally posted by Centaurion
HEY GUYS!!!

I got a REALLY IMPORTANT QUESTION HERE!!!!!!!!!!

okey, here it goes. Is it okay for me to breath!!!???????? Like seriously guys, I don't know if I should breath or not!!



:crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup:

AHGAGHAGHAGHAGHAHGAGHAGHGAH!!! "is it okay for me to breath?"!!!! man, you're the ****iest and funniest guy ever seen on this board! no, seriously, you're funnier than the simpsons! really, are you a stand-up comedian?!


"is it okay.... hahahgahgahgaghagh, i don't even manage to write it!


thanks for making my day better!

:crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup:
 

Chillisauce

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Originally posted by Centaurion
HEY GUYS!!!

I got a REALLY IMPORTANT QUESTION HERE!!!!!!!!!!

okey, here it goes. Is it okay for me to breath!!!???????? Like seriously guys, I don't know if I should breath or not!!




:rolleyes:
I'll ask the doctor for you man, till then you should just do whatever it was you were doing previously.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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