"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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is it normal to p1ss lots of time in the morning? i usually have a HUGE need to urinate as soon as i wake up at 7am. then, at school i have to urinate again at 9am, at 11am and at 1pm, that is every 2 hours or even more.

i have lunch at around 2pm or so and after that, i p1ss a lot less... say, every 3 hours or even less

another strange thing is that i don't feel the need to drink until lunch... and i'm not just talking about water... the only thing i drink before lunch is a cup of milk. in the afternoon though, i drink lots and lots of milk and water...

is it normal? consider that before going to bed, i usually eat lots of protein food, like sausages, nuts, cheese and a liter of milk


thanks to everybody
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Would you even be able to breathe without this board ? :rolleyes:
 

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Originally posted by Jimbo2k
Would you even be able to breathe without this board ? :rolleyes:

thanks you solved my problem, man! other opinions?
 

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Originally posted by Jimbo2k
Would you even be able to breathe without this board ? :rolleyes:
no **** lol.

next thread is gonna be how many times a day he should take a dump
 

Jay-X

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Originally posted by C00L
no **** lol.

next thread is gonna be how many times a day he should take a dump

?! what's with this my question? i'm just asking if it's common to p1ss a lot more in the morning than after lunch
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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you could be well hydrated and thats why. its normal who cares. if your really worried it could be your kidneys and they are having problems but i highly doubt that. get some rest and forget about it
 

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Same here. I've been drinking hella water, as I workout 4X a week. Lately, it's been ruining my sleeping pattern because my body wakes me up at 5:30AM or even 7AM. :p
 

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hey guys.....i was wandering.....is it better to poo in the morning, afternoon or night!?







:rolleyes:
 

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Originally posted by Jay-X
before going to bed, i usually eat lots of protein food, like sausages, nuts, cheese and a liter of milk
You just solved your problem right there. A LITRE OF MILK??? Jesus man, you're lucky you don't wet the bed every night.

(For Americans, a litre is about 5 whole glasses)
 

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empty your tank before u have to go to bed , thats how i dont wake up because i have to use the bathroom....
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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I don't poo everday, I THINK I'M GOING TO DIE YESTERDAY!
 

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Originally posted by Morphiex
empty your tank before u have to go to bed , thats how i dont wake up because i have to use the bathroom....

it's not a big deal waking up early to go to the bathroom. i just find it unusual that i have to go to the bathroom like 5 times in a single morning, while in the afternoon and evening i go just every three hours or so
 

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its because you dont go potty before bed!
its all stored up from the night before.

theres nothing wrong with you, just try to release as much as you can before you go to sleep .
 

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Your body keeps breaking down the liquids while you're sleeping man. And you're also probably not going before bed, which isn't very healthy.
 

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shiiit, now I'M worried :(.

I only piss once a day and i thought i was drinking enough.

(that wasnt sarcasm btw, guess i need to double my liquid intake and mayb subtract the booze.)
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Originally posted by Chillisauce
shiiit, now I'M worried :(.

I only piss once a day and i thought i was drinking enough.

(that wasnt sarcasm btw, guess i need to double my liquid intake and mayb subtract the booze.)

once a day?!?! are you joking? even if you weren't drinking enough, you'd still be pissing at least 3-4 times a day... that is if you were thirsty 5 times a day or more...

i STRONGLY suggest that you get checked by a doctor:)
 

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When i do piss its a big one, i'v gotta see a doctor about my knee next week anyway so may as well ask him about this too. I bet i'm just not drinking enough though.
 

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HEY GUYS!!!

I got a REALLY IMPORTANT QUESTION HERE!!!!!!!!!!

okey, here it goes. Is it okay for me to breath!!!???????? Like seriously guys, I don't know if I should breath or not!!




:rolleyes:
 

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Originally posted by Centaurion
HEY GUYS!!!

I got a REALLY IMPORTANT QUESTION HERE!!!!!!!!!!

okey, here it goes. Is it okay for me to breath!!!???????? Like seriously guys, I don't know if I should breath or not!!



:crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup:

AHGAGHAGHAGHAGHAHGAGHAGHGAH!!! "is it okay for me to breath?"!!!! man, you're the ****iest and funniest guy ever seen on this board! no, seriously, you're funnier than the simpsons! really, are you a stand-up comedian?!


"is it okay.... hahahgahgahgaghagh, i don't even manage to write it!


thanks for making my day better!

:crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup:
 

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Originally posted by Centaurion
HEY GUYS!!!

I got a REALLY IMPORTANT QUESTION HERE!!!!!!!!!!

okey, here it goes. Is it okay for me to breath!!!???????? Like seriously guys, I don't know if I should breath or not!!




:rolleyes:
I'll ask the doctor for you man, till then you should just do whatever it was you were doing previously.
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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