"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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is it normal to p1ss lots of time in the morning? i usually have a HUGE need to urinate as soon as i wake up at 7am. then, at school i have to urinate again at 9am, at 11am and at 1pm, that is every 2 hours or even more.

i have lunch at around 2pm or so and after that, i p1ss a lot less... say, every 3 hours or even less

another strange thing is that i don't feel the need to drink until lunch... and i'm not just talking about water... the only thing i drink before lunch is a cup of milk. in the afternoon though, i drink lots and lots of milk and water...

is it normal? consider that before going to bed, i usually eat lots of protein food, like sausages, nuts, cheese and a liter of milk


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"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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Would you even be able to breathe without this board ? :rolleyes:
 

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Originally posted by Jimbo2k
Would you even be able to breathe without this board ? :rolleyes:

thanks you solved my problem, man! other opinions?
 

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Originally posted by Jimbo2k
Would you even be able to breathe without this board ? :rolleyes:
no **** lol.

next thread is gonna be how many times a day he should take a dump
 

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Originally posted by C00L
no **** lol.

next thread is gonna be how many times a day he should take a dump

?! what's with this my question? i'm just asking if it's common to p1ss a lot more in the morning than after lunch
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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you could be well hydrated and thats why. its normal who cares. if your really worried it could be your kidneys and they are having problems but i highly doubt that. get some rest and forget about it
 

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Same here. I've been drinking hella water, as I workout 4X a week. Lately, it's been ruining my sleeping pattern because my body wakes me up at 5:30AM or even 7AM. :p
 

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hey guys.....i was wandering.....is it better to poo in the morning, afternoon or night!?







:rolleyes:
 

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Originally posted by Jay-X
before going to bed, i usually eat lots of protein food, like sausages, nuts, cheese and a liter of milk
You just solved your problem right there. A LITRE OF MILK??? Jesus man, you're lucky you don't wet the bed every night.

(For Americans, a litre is about 5 whole glasses)
 

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empty your tank before u have to go to bed , thats how i dont wake up because i have to use the bathroom....
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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I don't poo everday, I THINK I'M GOING TO DIE YESTERDAY!
 

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Originally posted by Morphiex
empty your tank before u have to go to bed , thats how i dont wake up because i have to use the bathroom....

it's not a big deal waking up early to go to the bathroom. i just find it unusual that i have to go to the bathroom like 5 times in a single morning, while in the afternoon and evening i go just every three hours or so
 

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its because you dont go potty before bed!
its all stored up from the night before.

theres nothing wrong with you, just try to release as much as you can before you go to sleep .
 

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Your body keeps breaking down the liquids while you're sleeping man. And you're also probably not going before bed, which isn't very healthy.
 

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shiiit, now I'M worried :(.

I only piss once a day and i thought i was drinking enough.

(that wasnt sarcasm btw, guess i need to double my liquid intake and mayb subtract the booze.)
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Originally posted by Chillisauce
shiiit, now I'M worried :(.

I only piss once a day and i thought i was drinking enough.

(that wasnt sarcasm btw, guess i need to double my liquid intake and mayb subtract the booze.)

once a day?!?! are you joking? even if you weren't drinking enough, you'd still be pissing at least 3-4 times a day... that is if you were thirsty 5 times a day or more...

i STRONGLY suggest that you get checked by a doctor:)
 

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When i do piss its a big one, i'v gotta see a doctor about my knee next week anyway so may as well ask him about this too. I bet i'm just not drinking enough though.
 

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HEY GUYS!!!

I got a REALLY IMPORTANT QUESTION HERE!!!!!!!!!!

okey, here it goes. Is it okay for me to breath!!!???????? Like seriously guys, I don't know if I should breath or not!!




:rolleyes:
 

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Originally posted by Centaurion
HEY GUYS!!!

I got a REALLY IMPORTANT QUESTION HERE!!!!!!!!!!

okey, here it goes. Is it okay for me to breath!!!???????? Like seriously guys, I don't know if I should breath or not!!



:crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup:

AHGAGHAGHAGHAGHAHGAGHAGHGAH!!! "is it okay for me to breath?"!!!! man, you're the ****iest and funniest guy ever seen on this board! no, seriously, you're funnier than the simpsons! really, are you a stand-up comedian?!


"is it okay.... hahahgahgahgaghagh, i don't even manage to write it!


thanks for making my day better!

:crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup:
 

Chillisauce

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Originally posted by Centaurion
HEY GUYS!!!

I got a REALLY IMPORTANT QUESTION HERE!!!!!!!!!!

okey, here it goes. Is it okay for me to breath!!!???????? Like seriously guys, I don't know if I should breath or not!!




:rolleyes:
I'll ask the doctor for you man, till then you should just do whatever it was you were doing previously.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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