"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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unregularity with girls (dunno how to name this)

Jay-X

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hi everyone, i'm sorry for the title, but i can't really think of a better one... what i mean is, have you ever noticed an irregularity on girls you attract? i'ma explain that: i can score a lot with 5, 6 and 8, whenever i want. but i find it much harder (sometimes almost impossible) to attract 4s and 7s (7-chicks are the hardest for me)... why is it this way? why can i attract a girl who's a 8 or a 6, but i fail with a 7?! is this just a case? i don't think so, 'cuz it has been happenin' a lotta times... share your experiences... has this ever happened to you?
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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LOL! I thought this thread was going to be about your woman not pooping enough.

Personally, I've never really analyzed this. They're all just human beings who happen to be female.
 

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explain why you would even want to score with 4's you sicko:p
 

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Originally posted by Jay-X
hi everyone, i'm sorry for the title, but i can't really think of a better one... what i mean is, have you ever noticed an irregularity on girls you attract? i'ma explain that: i can score a lot with 5, 6 and 8, whenever i want. but i find it much harder (sometimes almost impossible) to attract 4s and 7s (7-chicks are the hardest for me)... why is it this way? why can i attract a girl who's a 8 or a 6, but i fail with a 7?! is this just a case? i don't think so, 'cuz it has been happenin' a lotta times... share your experiences... has this ever happened to you?
This is like saying, "I have the power to crap out 5 dollar bills, 10 dollar bills, 20 dollar bills and 100 dollar bills, but not 1 dollar bills or 50 dollar bills! Please help me!
 

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Re: Re: unregularity with girls (dunno how to name this)

Originally posted by Giovanni Casanova
This is like saying, "I have the power to crap out 5 dollar bills, 10 dollar bills, 20 dollar bills and 100 dollar bills, but not 1 dollar bills or 50 dollar bills! Please help me!
lol, that's funny.


Jay-X, why are you concerned about the 4's and 7's when your gaming 8's? Feel like having a hamburger sometimes instead of a steak?

Don't sweat it. Keep working the 8's.

Cheers,
Mav
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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i'm sorry, i have to clarify this stuff:) currently, i'm in a ltr (4 months) with a really nice girl (higher than 8 for sure)... however, i noticed that, while 8s seem to look for my attention and they flirt with me, 7s do not at all and it looks like they consider me a ugly ass! i don't give a rat's flick about 7s, it's just curiosity:)
 

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there a lot of numbers flying around n' stuff
 

Giovanni Casanova

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Originally posted by thefonz
there a lot of numbers flying around n' stuff
You think that's bad? Click here. If you dare.
 

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Originally posted by Life-Trainee
Yeaa, i'm having problems with 7.3621s anybody know why?
If you go to the link I provided above, there is a handy little calculator to help you figure it out, if you don't stab yourself in the eyeball with a pen first.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Giovanni Casanova

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Originally posted by Life-Trainee
So, no time with a girl grants infinite interest?
I think that means that if you like a girl a lot, if you stay away from her she will just go into massive orgasmic convulsions and she'll never know why.
 

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Re: Re: unregularity with girls (dunno how to name this)

Originally posted by Giovanni Casanova
This is like saying, "I have the power to crap out 5 dollar bills, 10 dollar bills, 20 dollar bills and 100 dollar bills, but not 1 dollar bills or 50 dollar bills! Please help me!
Pretty much. If you can pull "8s" full-time, why would you BOTHER with the "7s"?

BTW, how can you get it that deliniated that you can say, "I can get 5s, 6s, and 8s, but not 4s and 7s"?? That alone sounds ridiculous.
 

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One word:

BAHAHAHAHA HAHAA HAHA Ha haa ha....
*cue sound of left testicle rupturing*

Anyone know where I can one of those HB meters?

Shatner: Spock... run, a, scan, on that, leggy, Quagdorian

Spock: *blip bloopy poop* Hmmm Quagdorian registers 7.3621s on the Shagometer Captain.

Shatner: O...K... Spock. You wing, while I, beam her up, from behind....
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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