Helter Skelter
Master Don Juan
You want some more cat shiit.
Do a search for "my cat fcuked me up"
Iqqi, almost died from this cat attack
Do a search for "my cat fcuked me up"
Iqqi, almost died from this cat attack
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
Damn, maybe thats why I like them so much...lol...Plus dogs annoy the sh1t outta me, cause they dont know when to leave you alone....Originally posted by Helter Skelter
Cats would kill you if they were large enough.
You don't understand, a cats natural instinct is to kill, it can't help it.
It doesn't have feelings or concern for it's prey.
With the exception of some sick human beings, cats are the only animal on earth that kills for pleasure.
You can say that again. They may be loyal and live to please you but you have to make so many adjustments to your life to care for them properly. Plus they drool too much for me.Originally posted by TheInfamousCBear
Damn, maybe thats why I like them so much...lol...Plus dogs annoy the sh1t outta me, cause they dont know when to leave you alone....
Yeah, you cant leave dogs in the house by themselves cause they will piss and sh1t all over the place, and I sure as hell wouldnt leave them outside...Plus you gotta clean them...Cats sh1t in the litterbox and they clean themselves...Plus cats are like DJ's...Dogs are so AFC it isnt even funny...Ive seen people hit their dogs and treat them like a$$, but the dog is too stupid to do anything cause when you call for the dog, it comes to get hit...When I was younger, I shot one of my cats with a super soaker, and when I tried to pick him up, he hissed at me and clawed me on my hand...He didnt come back around me for a couple of days...Matter of fact, hes still cautious of me, lol...Originally posted by Francisco d'Anconia
You can say that again. They may be loyal and live to please you but you have to make so many adjustments to your life to care for them properly. Plus they drool too much for me.
You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.
And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.
Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.
The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.
That's because dogs are more like humans.Originally posted by TheInfamousCBear
.Plus dogs annoy the sh1t outta me, cause they dont know when to leave you alone....
He should be ****king lynched...I hate people who abuse animals...Originally posted by Helter Skelter
I read on another message board about this guy out in the country who fires a rifle at cats when they come into his yard. I forget what type of gun he said he used, but he needed a shop-vac to clean up the mess.
Dear Mr Dell Skycat:Originally posted by Dell SkyCat
In reference to cats being 'natural born killers' I've never read or learned or even heard of anything like that before and I know cats. Can you please send to me the link to where you got this information? Thank you. Also, Cats contrary to popular belief aren't hunter's that easily find thier own prey out in the wild or streets. They're Scavengers looking for left overs anywhere they can find any.
Originally posted by Helter Skelter
BTW,I don't hate indoor cats. I'll pet or play with cats anytime I'm over a friends house who owns one.![]()
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
It wasn't exactly clear who's cat was indoor and who's was outdoor during our discusion.Originally posted by TheInfamousCBear
Most of the people in this post have indoor cats!.
lol.....Originally posted by Helter Skelter
I'm ok with cats until I see one outside, then I know the fuuckers are up to no good.
I saw an outdoor cat today outside my jobOriginally posted by Skullf88er helmutz
Dear Mr Dell Skycat:
For someone who has named himself a "cat" you sure don't know much about yourself.
I don't know where you got your information from but as a "cat owner" I would expect more knowledge from you. Either that or your in denial over the truth about cats.
There are a million links on cats that support my views.
Try this one www.cat-paradise.com/cat-behaviour/
The rest of your post is not worthy of comment.
BTW,I don't hate indoor cats. I'll pet or play with cats anytime I'm over a friends house who owns one.![]()
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
Eternal, haha. Amen to that bro.Point being? I see no reason to not date cat girls. Then again, I am a cat guy. Laugh all you want, atleast I can honestly say "I love p.u.s.s.y."
Hey Helter Skelter STFUOriginally posted by Helter Skelter
This is just a reminder to keep your cats indoors at all times.![]()
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.