Universal Warning: Women with CATS [Merged Threads]

[Helter Skelter]

When your cat gets hit by a car don't come crying.

My comments were relevant.

Its important that uninformed diicks like you, learn something.

 

[Wubbman]

Originally posted by Helter Skelter
When your cat gets hit by a car don't come crying.

My comments were relevant.

Its important that uninformed diicks like you, learn something.

HA HA HA.

Up until I read this, you were the first person I was planning to call when I lost a cat to a car. I mean that.

 

[comic_relief]

I love cats. Why? I have a strong dislike for dogs. Plus I have an old pet that has killed many rats, moles, mice and many other animals that would have plagued us and/or the neighbors.

I have a couple of cats around. Unfortuanately we wanted them as indoor cats but they escaped (I know helter. You will now freak out on me) to the outdoors and now stay outside and inside.

Helter I don't doubt they kill for fun. I heard about the true story of the movie 'ghost in the darkness' Check it out sometime. Very good movie. But it is there natural instinct to kill. I do on the other hand doubt that cats will kill you if they are someone that they trust. When they lie on there backs it shows that they do trust you enough to put themselves in that vulnerable postion.

BTW I kill for fun too. It's called hunting. I enjoy the hell out of it too just like a large amount of my friends do.

Back to the original point of the thread. I enjoy cats so I would probably like a woman who enjoys cats too. Just my personal preference.

 

[Cesare Cardinali]

If a woman has more than one cat, I'd be willing to bet that she's also secretly a Wiccan with bi-sexual tendencies.

Cesare Cardinali

 

[huge_guy_pimpin]

Originally posted by Page
I slept over at her house one night, and it kept trying to sit on my face like it was trying to smother me.

lol

 

[huge_guy_pimpin]

Originally posted by Helter Skelter
First of all, even though I'm allergic to cats I have no problem with indoor cats.

However, people who let their cats roam free outdoors are fuccking up our natural ecosystem.

They do more destruction to wildlife than any other animal.

Millions of birds, rabbits, chipmunks, frogs, etc are killed for pleasure by cats.

Cats natural instinct is to kill. They will put down their favorite food for the chance to kill something.

Are all cats natural born killers?

No, but most are.

When the cat population outside my door starts to get out of hand, I trap'em and bring them to the humane society.

People should keep their cats indoors. Check this out

www.abcbirds.org/cats/

my cats killed many a bird and brought it to me as a sacrifice, so did my other cat that went off lookin for ***** (go figure)
the other cat that was male actually brought me a fairly large bird, a crow i think it was, and its a possiblity my neighbor could have killed him when hes drunk, cause cats was killin off his pigeons and my cat was around so.....

 

[huge_guy_pimpin]

Originally posted by Ded_Skin_Mask13
I remember having a bad ass black cat a year ago. His name was Satan. And I didn't have him to look like a c*nt. He never tried to impress me or kiss my ass like a dog does(dogs are awesome too). And sometimes it would bring me gifts(birds and other dead animals) and I thought it was cool.

wow wtf, ur cat respects u like my cats do.

 

[huge_guy_pimpin]

Originally posted by Knicknack


to all the guys that openly admit to liking and god forbid owning a cat: you are whipped by women and have small balls. throw that cat away and grow a pair of man-sized balls. you don't want some stupid animal gracefully walking around your house only letting you pet it when IT feels like it. at least get a dog that will come to you when you say its name.

u never owned a cat did u?
i pet my cat when i feel like it, either i find it sleeping, or i turn the tables on it when its stalking me and i catch it, u can get a cat to come when u call its name too, it depends how u treat it.

 

[huge_guy_pimpin]

Originally posted by Helter Skelter
That's because dogs are more like humans.
I know some dogs if something happened to their owner they would contemplate suicide over it. They care about you. I'll take an AFC pet any day over a ruthless killer.

Cats, as stated earlier don't give a shiit about anybody.

When they rub up against you they don't do that because they like you. They do it for their own self-gratification. A form of cat masturbation.

I read on another message board about this guy out in the country who fires a rifle at cats when they come into his yard. I forget what type of gun he said he used, but he needed a shop-vac to clean up the mess.

Most cats get all the food they need from their owners. I challenge anyone to name an animal that kills for the fun of it like a cat. Most of the time they don't eat what they kill unless their feral.

arent dogs great? u know what i think is hilarious, that book some ***** wrote about how what dog a man gets describs him perfectly, well i wanna see if she writes a 2nd part on what happens when as man has 2 or more dogs, that dumb hoe, anyways
dogs are so cool.

 

[Derek Flint]

I don't know who revived this thread after a year, but all I gotta say is that if you feel threatened by a women with a Cat or Cats, you definitely have some insecurity issues.

 

[Derek Flint]

Originally posted by Helter Skelter
That's because dogs are more like humans.
I know some dogs if something happened to their owner they would contemplate suicide over it. They care about you. I'll take an AFC pet any day over a ruthless killer.

Cats, as stated earlier don't give a shiit about anybody.

When they rub up against you they don't do that because they like you. They do it for their own self-gratification. A form of cat masturbation.

I read on another message board about this guy out in the country who fires a rifle at cats when they come into his yard. I forget what type of gun he said he used, but he needed a shop-vac to clean up the mess.

Most cats get all the food they need from their owners. I challenge anyone to name an animal that kills for the fun of it like a cat. Most of the time they don't eat what they kill unless their feral.

How many dogs have attacked and killed people unprovoked?

How many cats have done the same?

And cats don't "kill for fun" they do so to keep their hunting skills intact in case they someday have to fend for themselves, even though they may be currently getting fed on a regular basis.

My cat would eat everything it killed when I lived in the country, even though he had plenty of food.

I'm in more of an urban setting now and my cat still goes outside, but hasn't caught or killed anything because there aren't any field mice around here.

 

[Bonhomme]

One or 2 cats, fine...

... but 14 cats, then the gal's got some issues.

I hate to bumpt this thread, but couldn't resist.

Chill already, guys.

 

[Helter Skelter]

Originally posted by Derek Flint
And cats don't "kill for fun" they do so to keep their hunting skills intact in case they someday have to fend for themselves, even though they may be currently getting fed on a regular basis.

They kill because it's their natural instinct to do so.
Don't shrink Derek, you might be next.


Getting back to girls with cats.
The worst offenders are old ladies. I knew one who had 32 cats living in her home. The SPCA finally got involved and removed most of them for health reasons.

Are girls who have cats to be avioded? Nah, most are okay, but a few are nuts.


Helter