Helter Skelter
Master Don Juan
You want some more cat shiit.
Do a search for "my cat fcuked me up"
Iqqi, almost died from this cat attack
Do a search for "my cat fcuked me up"
Iqqi, almost died from this cat attack
"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
Universal Warning: Women with CATS [Merged Threads]
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"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
TheInfamousCBear
Master Don Juan
Damn, maybe thats why I like them so much...lol...Plus dogs annoy the sh1t outta me, cause they dont know when to leave you alone....
Francisco d'Anconia
Master Don Juan
You can say that again. They may be loyal and live to please you but you have to make so many adjustments to your life to care for them properly. Plus they drool too much for me.
TheInfamousCBear
Master Don Juan
Yeah, you cant leave dogs in the house by themselves cause they will piss and sh1t all over the place, and I sure as hell wouldnt leave them outside...Plus you gotta clean them...Cats sh1t in the litterbox and they clean themselves...Plus cats are like DJ's...Dogs are so AFC it isnt even funny...Ive seen people hit their dogs and treat them like a$$, but the dog is too stupid to do anything cause when you call for the dog, it comes to get hit...When I was younger, I shot one of my cats with a super soaker, and when I tried to pick him up, he hissed at me and clawed me on my hand...He didnt come back around me for a couple of days...Matter of fact, hes still cautious of me, lol...
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You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.
I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.
Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.
These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.
Helter Skelter
Master Don Juan
That's because dogs are more like humans.
I know some dogs if something happened to their owner they would contemplate suicide over it. They care about you. I'll take an AFC pet any day over a ruthless killer.
Cats, as stated earlier don't give a shiit about anybody.
When they rub up against you they don't do that because they like you. They do it for their own self-gratification. A form of cat masturbation.
I read on another message board about this guy out in the country who fires a rifle at cats when they come into his yard. I forget what type of gun he said he used, but he needed a shop-vac to clean up the mess.
Most cats get all the food they need from their owners. I challenge anyone to name an animal that kills for the fun of it like a cat. Most of the time they don't eat what they kill unless their feral.
Dell SkyCat
Senior Don Juan
Everybody wants to be a cat... cuz the cat's the only cat..that' knows where it's at!
In reference to cats being 'natural born killers' I've never read or learned or even heard of anything like that before and I know cats. Can you please send to me the link to where you got this information? Thank you. Also, Cats contrary to popular belief aren't hunter's that easily find thier own prey out in the wild or streets. They're Scavengers looking for left overs anywhere they can find any. Maybe about last year ago I found a mama cat in my backyard that had 8 kittens. So far only 2 survived. The rest were killed by racoons. They were feral and I raised them in my backyard.
Now in relation to women with cats, I've never been with a woman who own a cat. It was the other way around. And if ANYTHING they're more dog lovers.
Oh and Helmutz Skeletor, It's cool you don't like cats cuz they're not for EVERYBODY to like. That's why they're different pets to chose from for differenct people with different tastes right? But I hope you aren't metaphorically relating cats to your relations with women and how they have been and treated YOU. You say; "cats don't give a shiit about anybody" that's a pretty bold thing to say.
peace
In reference to cats being 'natural born killers' I've never read or learned or even heard of anything like that before and I know cats. Can you please send to me the link to where you got this information? Thank you. Also, Cats contrary to popular belief aren't hunter's that easily find thier own prey out in the wild or streets. They're Scavengers looking for left overs anywhere they can find any. Maybe about last year ago I found a mama cat in my backyard that had 8 kittens. So far only 2 survived. The rest were killed by racoons. They were feral and I raised them in my backyard.
Now in relation to women with cats, I've never been with a woman who own a cat. It was the other way around. And if ANYTHING they're more dog lovers.
Oh and Helmutz Skeletor, It's cool you don't like cats cuz they're not for EVERYBODY to like. That's why they're different pets to chose from for differenct people with different tastes right? But I hope you aren't metaphorically relating cats to your relations with women and how they have been and treated YOU. You say; "cats don't give a shiit about anybody" that's a pretty bold thing to say.
peace
TheInfamousCBear
Master Don Juan
He should be ****king lynched...I hate people who abuse animals...
Helter Skelter
Master Don Juan
Re: Everybody wants to be a cat... cuz the cat's the only cat..that' knows where it's at!
For someone who has named himself a "cat" you sure don't know much about yourself.
I don't know where you got your information from but as a "cat owner" I would expect more knowledge from you. Either that or your in denial over the truth about cats.
There are a million links on cats that support my views.
Try this one www.cat-paradise.com/cat-behaviour/
The rest of your post is not worthy of comment.
BTW,I don't hate indoor cats. I'll pet or play with cats anytime I'm over a friends house who owns one.
Dear Mr Dell Skycat:
For someone who has named himself a "cat" you sure don't know much about yourself.
I don't know where you got your information from but as a "cat owner" I would expect more knowledge from you. Either that or your in denial over the truth about cats.
There are a million links on cats that support my views.
Try this one www.cat-paradise.com/cat-behaviour/
The rest of your post is not worthy of comment.
BTW,I don't hate indoor cats. I'll pet or play with cats anytime I'm over a friends house who owns one.
TheInfamousCBear
Master Don Juan
Re: Re: Everybody wants to be a cat... cuz the cat's the only cat..that' knows where it's at!
Um....HELLO! Most of the people in this post have indoor cats!....You made it seem like you hated all cats with your harsh posts...Next time, be a little more clear....
Originally posted by Helter Skelter
BTW,I don't hate indoor cats. I'll pet or play with cats anytime I'm over a friends house who owns one.
Um....HELLO! Most of the people in this post have indoor cats!....You made it seem like you hated all cats with your harsh posts...Next time, be a little more clear....
"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"
You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.
And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.
Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.
The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.
Helter Skelter
Master Don Juan
Re: Re: Re: Everybody wants to be a cat... cuz the cat's the only cat..that' knows where it's at!
My first post on this thread had a link regarding the IMPORTANCE of keeping fury felines indoors due to the unnecesary death and destruction they leave behind.
Which was the point of my tirade if you go back and reread my posts.
I'm ok with cats until I see one outside, then I know the fuuckers are up to no good.
It wasn't exactly clear who's cat was indoor and who's was outdoor during our discusion.
My first post on this thread had a link regarding the IMPORTANCE of keeping fury felines indoors due to the unnecesary death and destruction they leave behind.
Which was the point of my tirade if you go back and reread my posts.
I'm ok with cats until I see one outside, then I know the fuuckers are up to no good.
TheInfamousCBear
Master Don Juan
Re: Re: Re: Re: Everybody wants to be a cat... cuz the cat's the only cat..that' knows where it's at
lol.....
Dell SkyCat
Senior Don Juan
Re: Re: Everybody wants to be a cat... cuz the cat's the only cat..that' knows where it's at!
I saw an outdoor cat today outside my jobOriginally posted by Skullf88er helmutz
Dear Mr Dell Skycat:
For someone who has named himself a "cat" you sure don't know much about yourself.
I don't know where you got your information from but as a "cat owner" I would expect more knowledge from you. Either that or your in denial over the truth about cats.
There are a million links on cats that support my views.
Try this one www.cat-paradise.com/cat-behaviour/
The rest of your post is not worthy of comment.
BTW,I don't hate indoor cats. I'll pet or play with cats anytime I'm over a friends house who owns one.
Helter Skelter
Master Don Juan
This is just a reminder to keep your cats indoors at all times.
Blue Phoenix
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Strange!
I've met CRAZY girls, some had cats, some not. Actually one of them had 6 to 8 cats in her house!!!
But I think this fact itself means nothing if you wanna categorize them as "problematic". You've to give at least a list of facts that leads/support to your conclusion!
Anyway, it can be just a matter of taste! A girl could like dogs, snakes, sharks, whatever!!!
I've met CRAZY girls, some had cats, some not. Actually one of them had 6 to 8 cats in her house!!!
But I think this fact itself means nothing if you wanna categorize them as "problematic". You've to give at least a list of facts that leads/support to your conclusion!
Anyway, it can be just a matter of taste! A girl could like dogs, snakes, sharks, whatever!!!
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
BGMan
Master Don Juan
My opinion:
Depends on the cat. Some cats like to jump on my lap and purr... others run and hide. The friendlier cats I like, and I hate cats that run and hide, and if a girl has one, my opinion of her drops, especially if she really likes it. If she has more than two cats, I figure she likes pets more than children, so again my IL drops.
BGMan
Depends on the cat. Some cats like to jump on my lap and purr... others run and hide. The friendlier cats I like, and I hate cats that run and hide, and if a girl has one, my opinion of her drops, especially if she really likes it. If she has more than two cats, I figure she likes pets more than children, so again my IL drops.
BGMan
LucidDreamer
Don Juan
I went to this girl's apartment who had 2 cats and she was completely insane. seriously, she was a DJ (disk jockey, not don juan) but had total disregard for records & needles -- but in a very wreckless way -- dragging the needle across the record -- stuff you don't do if you're into vinyl records... and insisted on having no furniture in her living room so she & friends could break dance. she had one coffee table right at the entrance and i tripped over it as soon as i walked in. The apartment also smelled like piss (not even sure if it was the cat's !!), and she cleaned their bowl with this dirty sponge, barely washed her hand then offered me an apple...i got the fvck outta there.
Wubbman
Don Juan
Hey Helter Skelter STFUOriginally posted by Helter Skelter
This is just a reminder to keep your cats indoors at all times.
This is bizzare beyond belief. This is not a thread about the evils of outdoor cats, it is a thread about girls with cats. Go to a PETA or Humane Society website to post **** like this. You are the only one here who cares. Because of your hijacking of this thread with utter bull****, I will keep my cats outdoors as much as possible now. I will see to it that they drive the rodent population in this area into extinction because of your electronic diarrhea.
Seriously, GET A LIFE!!!
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.