"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Unbeleivable! !

Rainman4707

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Reading the story of Earl P Haney. He was so worried ulcers began eating the lining of his stomach. One night he had a terrible hemorrage. He was rushed to hospital. He had lost 80 pounds. He was so ill, he was told not to even lift his hand. Three doctors including a celerbrated ulcer specialist said his case was incurable. He lived on alkaline powders and a tablespoon of half milk & half cream every hour. A nurse put a tube into his stomach every night and morning and pumped out the contents.

This went on for months. Finally he decided...if he had nothing to look forward to...he might as well travel. He told the physicans he would travel the world and pump out his own stomach twice a day.

They were shocked and told him he would die, if he travelled the world.

He says the moment he boarded the ship heading to the orient he began to feel better. He gradually gave up his alkaline powder and stomach pump. He was soon eating all kinds of foreign cuisine that were guaranteed to kill him. He even smoked long cigars and drank alcohol. He enjoyed himself. He made friends on the ship..stayed up all night playing cards. He encountered typhoons that were predicted to put him in his grave. He got a massive kick from the adventure.

When he reached china and india he realised his own life in usa was paradise compared to the poverty and hunger in the orient!

When he got back to usa...he had gained weight & had almost forgotten about his stomach ulcer. He had never felt better in his life. He went back to buisness and never felt ill again a day in his life.


I find that AMAZING.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Yeah. Everyone needs to live out of country for at least a couple of years. Period.
 
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