Tyson to become a porn star.

[jason86]

London, August 4, 2005



Former World Boxing Champion Mike Tyson may star in a porn film with Jenna Jameson.

Tyson, who retired from boxing last month, said that he desperately needs money to pay his tax bills of several million dollars, and a porn career could help him in his cause.

"I just talked to a gentleman called Jimmy who's involved with Jenna Jameson. They said they were interested in getting me involved in the adult film industry. I need the money up front," femalefirst quoted him as saying to Zoo magazine.

American boxing journalist Pedro Fernandez also said that Tyson, who was jailed for six years in 1992 on rape charges, would triumph in the sex industry.

"According to court documentation from Tyson's rape trial, his member is at least 14in long. If Tyson brings out some of the ferocity that made him a champion, he could definitely become a successful porn star," he said



:crackup::crackup:

 

[Page]

14 inches... fvck.

I hope for his sake he never gets a hardon when elevator doors are closing.

 

[Create Reality]

HOLY ****!

 

[undesputable]

14 inches??!! i doubt it, very very highly doubt it...who knows tho, well see when he does some porn.

 

[Don Pablo]

Originally posted by undesputable
14 inches??!! i doubt it, very very highly doubt it...who knows tho, well see when he does some porn.

Will you now?

 

[DJDamage]

Well at least we will see Mike Tyson finally "Come's" on top! (drum roll)

I can picture this now scene 1 action:

Mike Tyson: come on b1tch, lets fvck, kick your kids to the movies or something or I am going to eat your children and eat your heart and then I will eat your pvssy!

 

[Don Pablo]

Yep, Mike Tyson will knock Jenna Jameson out and fvck her, and when he's done, he'll punch her in the face and bite her ear off.

 

[MindOverMatter]

with the way mike's career has been going, he's prolly gonna start out strong the first 2 mins, then tire out after that, and give up after 6 mins.

or jenna will accidently knock him out.

either way, my money's on jenna.

 

[naoi deag se deag]

Originally posted by MindOverMatter
with the way mike's career has been going, he's prolly gonna start out strong the first 2 mins, then tire out after that, and give up after 6 mins.

or jenna will accidently knock him out.

either way, my money's on jenna.

HAHAHAHAHA

 

[Aztec]

Originally posted by MindOverMatter


either way, my money's on jenna. [/B]

My money's on Jenna too....money shot that is. (70's porn background tune playing)

 

[Reborn Don Juan]

Heh, and Jenna'll give him an STD and they'll live happily ever after. :crackup:

 

[No_Sleep]

I think Tyson will bite her

 

[undesputable]

this should be on HBO pay per view.

 

[ShizamDaMan]

Bow chicka wow wow...

I think I might actually have to purchase the video, cause I'll never really believe it without seeing it with my own two eyes.

 

[italostud]

This has been disproved as an internet rumor. Sorry guys. But come on, the 14 inch donger should have given it away!

 

[spider_007]

Judging by the amount of buzz about this, if he does do it, he'll pay off his tax bill puirty quickly $$$$$$$

 

[Climax]

What is this world coming to?!

What the f*ck?! ... This world is DOOMED!




Laterz...