"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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Tyson to become a porn star.

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Former World Boxing Champion Mike Tyson may star in a porn film with Jenna Jameson.

Tyson, who retired from boxing last month, said that he desperately needs money to pay his tax bills of several million dollars, and a porn career could help him in his cause.

"I just talked to a gentleman called Jimmy who's involved with Jenna Jameson. They said they were interested in getting me involved in the adult film industry. I need the money up front," femalefirst quoted him as saying to Zoo magazine.

American boxing journalist Pedro Fernandez also said that Tyson, who was jailed for six years in 1992 on rape charges, would triumph in the sex industry.

"According to court documentation from Tyson's rape trial, his member is at least 14in long. If Tyson brings out some of the ferocity that made him a champion, he could definitely become a successful porn star," he said



:crackup::crackup:
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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14 inches... fvck.

I hope for his sake he never gets a hardon when elevator doors are closing.
 
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14 inches??!! i doubt it, very very highly doubt it...who knows tho, well see when he does some porn.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Well at least we will see Mike Tyson finally "Come's" on top! (drum roll)

I can picture this now scene 1 action:

Mike Tyson: come on b1tch, lets fvck, kick your kids to the movies or something or I am going to eat your children and eat your heart and then I will eat your pvssy!
 
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Yep, Mike Tyson will knock Jenna Jameson out and fvck her, and when he's done, he'll punch her in the face and bite her ear off.
 
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with the way mike's career has been going, he's prolly gonna start out strong the first 2 mins, then tire out after that, and give up after 6 mins.

or jenna will accidently knock him out.

either way, my money's on jenna.
 
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Originally posted by MindOverMatter
with the way mike's career has been going, he's prolly gonna start out strong the first 2 mins, then tire out after that, and give up after 6 mins.

or jenna will accidently knock him out.

either way, my money's on jenna.
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HAHAHAHAHA
 
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Originally posted by MindOverMatter


either way, my money's on jenna. [/B]
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My money's on Jenna too....money shot that is. (70's porn background tune playing)
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Heh, and Jenna'll give him an STD and they'll live happily ever after. :crackup:
 
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this should be on HBO pay per view.
 
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Bow chicka wow wow...

I think I might actually have to purchase the video, cause I'll never really believe it without seeing it with my own two eyes.
 
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This has been disproved as an internet rumor. Sorry guys. But come on, the 14 inch donger should have given it away!
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Judging by the amount of buzz about this, if he does do it, he'll pay off his tax bill puirty quickly $$$$$$$
 
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What is this world coming to?!

What the f*ck?! ... This world is DOOMED!

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Laterz...
 
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