"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
Typical female profile:
- Thread starter bat soup
- Start date
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
bat soup
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Translation: I'm a bimbo. Don't tell me you voted for Trump until after you bang me.
Guy69JackBlue
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I agree with pointing out the awful behavior of females.
But dwelling on it without mentioning any way to "defeat" it is pointless.
Only a blind person is not able to see how awful they act in general.
manfrombelow
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Yeah "no hookups but here I am looking like the dirtiest slvt you've ever seen" lol SMH
Who Dares Win
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Her BIO:
Not looking for hooking up, what happened to chivalry?
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
Guy69JackBlue
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Funny thing...
I'll bet this girl isn't even hot after you take off her makeup. Plus, whenever they have pictures from weird camera angles like this, it's to hide unflattering angles.
They spend so much time trying to inflate their looks that it takes experience to be able to see through it. Their survival depends on it.
bat soup
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Not looking to hook up. Here's a picture of my tits. I like caviar.Her profile picture:
Her BIO:
Not looking for hooking up, what happened to chivalry?