"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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turning make-out into sex

jakethasnake

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Well what can I say? :rolleyes: You're not giving anyone enough to work with here.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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this girl who says she's going to make out with you is pulling yr chain. If she wanted to, she would work it out so that you're alone and both drunk. trust me. forget this one and work on the GAME.
 

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Originally posted by smoke city
this girl who says she's going to make out with you is pulling yr chain. If she wanted to, she would work it out so that you're alone and both drunk. trust me. forget this one and work on the GAME.
Ya, I'm thinking this opportunity is pretty much f*cked. If she doesn't keep up to her agreement, I'll have a much lower opinion of her because of the principle of it.

If it does happen though, and I can turn it into sex, it will be damn proud of myself to pull that off after having been pretty close friends with her for quite some time.

As for giving you guys more to work with, I don't think there's much I can say. My original question was how to turn the making out into sex, and that's been answered. Now the problem is getting the make out session to occur. I don't know how much you guys can help with that. We see each other in a group setting pretty much every weekend, so I'll just have to play it cool like the make out session doesn't matter much to me, and work the kino well when the mood is right.

I also see her on Mondays for lunch because our class schedules work out that way. I would think that talking about other girls I've hit on or been on dates with would be a good idea, but that's something we talk about a lot anyway.
 

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why are you "making agreements" on a date to make out? that is ridiculous, as said before, if she wanted to make out/whatever with you she could certainly find the time. NEXT!
 

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Originally posted by humiliator


If it does happen though, and I can turn it into sex, it will be damn proud of myself to pull that off after having been pretty close friends with her for quite some time.

Stop treating the woman like a piece of meat and you might get some.


"Hey, I'll make out with you next wednesday, and we'll **** on friday night, OK?"

How the FVCK do you make agreements on when to make out?.........

I've never heard of it.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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This reminds me of some small college in Ohio during the early or middle 90's that instituted a "kiss contract", to try to curb date rape.

Here it was honest to go truth a contract that the guy and girl would sign to allow them to kiss. I would love to see that damn thing on the internet sometime for a laugh or two. Maybe you could show that too her to get her in the mood.
 

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This is completely f*cked. Humiliator, you're approaching this like it's a lab experiment. Get a clue.

Worst of all I can't believe anyone is catering to this f*cking retard. You don't sit there and openly talk about this sh*t, make appointments for it, discuss the possibility of having sex with her and your other friends in the group.

Are you a retard?
 
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